Show from the diary of a faithful contributor by guess who oai doc by proxy beffie I 1 get right down to business I 1 ant to take this opportunity of expressing my deep appreciation to the many friends who have come to me recen recently aly and said kind things to me about the nonsense I 1 write for this column it cheers me up a lot and you know it is just barely possible that I 1 am human and occasionally need cheering cheeling up as well as some of the rest of you however that was not what I 1 wanted to say what I 1 wanted to put out is this you are her hereby authorized by these presents presente to announce th that it I 1 will give a substantial reward not necessarily in cash for accurate and reliable information as to the identity age name and complexion of the girl lamar jensen was out with about a week ago I 1 do not believe there is more than one of them if lie thinks lie he can pull that over nic me and dill bill and get away with it then it is time something was lone done irele heie he goes around posing as a timid man actually afraid of the gentler sex and then lie he pulls a trick like that and wont tell neither bill nor me who she is why doggone it the more I 1 think about it tl alie ie madder I 1 get I 1 said in the beginning I 1 wanted accurate and d reliable information about this I 1 modify that ill take any kind of information and another thing doe doc I 1 believe I 1 would watch this here dr gottfredson let me tell you what lie he lid did he took that pound shot that the high school boys use for the at the track meet and put it on beisys radiator cap and when she commenced to steam and pant under the lie he refused to take her temperature tempera tuie without getting his pay in advance you cant blame me for not wanting van ting to pay in advance until I 1 found out just how low much temperature I 1 had to pay for I 1 dont think it is right and I 1 will always hold it against him whatever else may be said of the hoover administration it likely to ever be out of commission leesburg commercial france who wants america to guarantee ua rantee her security evidently has not been reading any ann cl chicago dispatches arkansas gazette |