Show THE FAT WIPE this amusing poem bears the ear marks of old age its ILs authorship is in doubt A thin little fellow had such auch a fat wife pat fat wife fat wife god bless her she looked like a drum and ami lie he look like a fife and it took ill all his money to dress her god bless her to dress her to dress herl her she grow like a target he grew like a sword A sword a sword god spare her she toor took all the bed and she took all ali the board and it took a whole sofa to bear her god spare her to bear her god spare her to bear her she spread like a turtle he shrank 11 like a A pike a pike god save him and nobody ever behold beheld the like for they had to wear glasses to shave him god save him to shave him god save him to shave him slie she fattened away till she one lay day exploded blew up god take her and all the people that saw it say she covered over an ail acre god take her an ali acre god goa take her an acre comans womans homo home companion |