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Show RIDDLES "'I : Who pounded the first nail in the church? The hammer. Round as an egg, long as a church wall. What Is it? A spool of yarn. Why Is the Fourth of July like an oyster stew? Because we enjoy it best with crackers. Why are hens a very profitable investment? in-vestment? Because for every grain they eat, they give a peck. What Is the difference between a choir master and a lady's dress? One trains a choir, and the other acquires train. 'Tis true I have both face and hands and move before your lives, yet when I go my body stands and when I stand 1 live. A clock. There was a green house, and In the green house there was a white house, and In the white house there was a red house, and In the red house there were some small nigger babies. Watermelon. |