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Show COMIC SECTION I "BflilNDJHE BARS" Thursday afternoon Sheriff James II. Sanderson, trespasser trespass-er and "Snooping" friend of the editor, called at Office of the Pyramid to have an interview in-terview with the editor. "We greeted him with the glad hand and invited him in. He was a little bit embarrassed, but we made him feel at home, as the editor was at home. He wanted to make a reply to the report of what was related re-lated in the last issue- of the Pyramid. "We offered him the space free gratis, but told him that he would have to quote the editor correctly in statements which he made to the "County Attorney of this County. ' ' In his written statement state-ment he had misquoted the editor, apparently trying to make the editor out a lier. "We inserted the correct words in the quotation and told him we did not care how much comment com-ment he made on it otherwise. He said that he would have to go and consult the County Attorney At-torney about it. The reply was signed by 3 parties, the County Attorney, The County Sheriff, and another an-other party, of whom we pay no attention to at all, as he is always butting into other people's affairs, anyway. He can't help it, the poor fellow! We also invited the Sheriff to give us one of his "Campaign Circulars" so we could publish it also, and let the people know what it was. The Sheriii'lT said that he did not want the Circular published: He said that he nadn't ought to have paid any attention to the circular circu-lar in the first place. i . Some one with a little 'dmkie job couldn't stand to see the Sheriff and editor carry on their little private conversation, conversa-tion, alone so he ' butted-mskie '(In the conversation.) He tried to .tell the editor the meaning of words. lhe poor "Mutt" doesn't even know a tagata from an aitu. Vernile Jensen, a prominent Re publican of Moroni, sends us word that he is a Republican, and that he has read th'e Sheriff's and County Attorney's Campaign Circular, and he wants the Pyramid to publish that he says that it lis all facts anyway. And now, before I close this comic, I wish to inform the County Attorney, At-torney, the Sheriff and also deputy Sheriff Carlson,' my personal Main Street Announcer," that I expect to go to Salt Lake City again in a few days, and while I am gone, if you do wish to "announce" me on Mam Street, "for the Love of Mike County Attorney Jensen, tell my trespassing friends, not to enter my private place of business, in my absence, without my permission to "Snoop around." , ned) Burke McArthur. |