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Show The Ungrateful Brute. It was a hot day and a picnic had been arranged for the United Society of Lady Vegetarians. They were comfortably seated and were waiting for the kettle to boil, when, horrors of horrors, a savage bull appeared on the scene. Immediately a wild rush was made for safety, while the raging creature pounded after one lady who, unfortunately, unfortu-nately, had a red parasol., By great good fortune she hopped over tho stile before it could reach her. Then regaining her breath, she turned round. "Oh you ungrateful creature!" she exclaimed. "Here 1 have been a vegetarian vege-tarian all my life. There's gratitude for you!" |