Mt. Pleasant Pyramid | 1913-11-28 | Page 7 | Satisfied with his Bargain

SATISFIED WITH HIS BARGAIN Dramatic Press Agent Holds Confidence Confi-dence In Barber for Somewhat Peculiar Reason. Frank P. Morse, dramatic press agent, met Ralph A. Graves, the dramatic dra-matic critic, in New York one morning. morn-ing. They went down to a barber shop. Graves heard Morse talking to the barber, whose voice indicated that he was at least eight feet U311 and in the best of health. "Now, said ithe barber, "your hair's falling out. What you want to do is-to have it shinifled imA singed and then treated wifc crude oil, ending up with an electric massage and a few other jolts." Morse, who has a suit of hair like a cluster of copVr wire, inquired as to the cost. "One dollar and ninety cents," replied re-plied the barber. "Proceed," said Morse, settling back. When Graves got out of the chair and took a look at Morse's barbel he rushed over to thft victim's chair. "Why, Frank," he expostulated, "that man who's treating your hair is as bald as an pee- and vnu'rp thrnwinp- away a dollar and ninety cents." "Is he bald?" asked Morse dreamily. "Not a hair on his head," replied Graves. "Well," explained the victim, gently, "that's why he Ihiows how not to make my hair fall o, ." Popular Magazine.