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Show A L? V Long and Short of It Employer Can you write shorthand? short-hand? Prospective Employee Yes, but it takes me longer. Another Question He (reading paper) Scientists say there are over ten million germs on a dollar bill. She Whew, I wonder how many there are on a five. Got It By Mother Did you stamp and mail my letter, son? Johnny Yes, that' is, I slipped it into the mail box without a stamp when nobody was looking. Something went wrong in the kitchen and the pie crust was as hard as a brick. The mess wag sent it back with a message: "Give us the tools and we'll, finish the job!" To Good Use "Your daughter has a great many admirers," said Mrs. Wilkins. "Oh, yes," replied Mrs. Bilkins, "she puts nearly all her window curtains on the rods with her old engagement rings." Up and Doing It! "Dial pre(y girl seems to be having a good time!" 'iUT' 'e'l"'r fiance, a young medical medi-cal officer in the army, is coming home to marry her next month." "IP elf, she certainly seems to have solved the problem of what to do till the doctor cimes!" His Choice "Remember, my boy," said the wealthy uncle, "that money docs not bring happiness." But the young man was ready for that one. d?"'1 exPect it to," he replied; re-plied; I merely want it so that I shall be able to choose the kind of misery most agreeable to me " |