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Show In Duplicate Barber Well, my little man, how do you wish to have your hair cut? Little Man I'd like it cut just like my daddy's, and please don't forget to leave that little round hole on the top where his head comes through. Prime Condition "You haven't looked so well for years, old man!" "Ah, it's the exercise I get, tossing about in bed at night worrying about the business." NOthing DOing An American soldier now in Northern Ireland is said to have written home: "Dear Dad, Gue$$ what I need mo$t of all. That'$ right. $end it along. Be$t wi$he$. Your $on, Tom." The father replied: "Dear Tom, Nothing ever happens here. Write us aNOther letter aNOn. Jimmy was asking about you Monday. Mon-day. NOw we have to say good-by." good-by." A girl must draw a line somewhere some-where if it is only over her eyebrows. eye-brows. Safe Risk "You wrote a policy on a 92-year-old man!" gasped the insurance insur-ance branch manager. "Sure," replied the new salesman. sales-man. "Statistics show that very few men die after 92." Of the Sea Dickie Can I have any kind of sea food I like? Mother Yes, dear. What shall I order for you? Dickie Salt-water taffy. Fell for Her "Fortune knocks at least once at every man's door." "That may be. But it was her daughter, Miss Fortune, who called on me." The way some secretaries type the boss' letters is a triumph of mind over mutter. Caught Him . "MacPhersin's a cheat, and I'm not goin' to play golf with him again." "How's that?" "Well, how could he have lost his ball a yard from the" green when it was in my pocket?" Asking for Trouble The door of the ladies' hairdressing shop opened and in came a meek-looking little man. One of the assistants approached him. "What can I have the pleasure " she cooed. "Er could you spare me a blonde hair for my shoulder?" he stammered. "I want to make my wife jealous." Curious Lad Golfer Dear, dear. I'm certainly cer-tainly not playing the game I used to play! ' Caddie " (disgustedly) What game was that? |