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Show Silts That's Commendable "Holmes claims that he is a self-made self-made man." j,;r "Well, at least you must admit he's not trying to pass the buck. Different Route Farmer-Stowit is about five miles from here as the crow flies. Soldier-And supposing the crow had -to walk and carry a rifle, full pack and have a bothering sore heel how far then? All in the Fam 'y Albert My father has another wife to support. James What? You don t mean to tell me he's turned bigamist? Albert Oh, no; I just got married. mar-ried. "Aisle alter hymn." That, someone has said, is what the bride thinks when the organ plays the wedding march. Taking Oyer "What do you think of this new slacks vogue?" "It proves that there is nothing new under the sun. Just about the time the Chinese women are changing from trousers to skirts, ours are changing from skirts to trousers." Flared Up "Here's Bronson married again. I thought he said the light of his life went out when his first wife died." "Yes ; but 1 guess he must have struck another match" Love's Labor Lost Bystander Good gosh, Officer, what were those two men battling over that they battered one another an-other up so badly? Officer They were arguing what kind of peace settlement we should make after this war. |