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Show IBaiile Creekjj Breeze BY K. B. ACCORDING TO THE PAPERS A local man was sentenced one to fourteen years in the State prison for passing a $3.00 fraudulent fraud-ulent check. Cyrus Lack gets one to ten for embezzling $37,000.00 worth of liquor from the State of Utah. Cyrus must have known somebody who knew somebody else. The Lamb Ducks, all 77 of them, have hobbled back to Washington. Wash-ington. Since all they expect to do, for the next three weeks is squak, why not let them do their sauaking at home and save the country all the expense of the Lame Duck Session. History tells us that the "gabbling of the geese saved Rome," but no one expects the quacking of the Lame Ducks to save anything. Isn't it about time we changed our laws to permit per-mit newly elected national legislators legis-lators to take office immediately after election, and thus same time and expense? Orem would like to relieve American Fork of the responsibility responsibil-ity of conducting the annual Steel Day Festival. Relieve them, that is, if the Utah County Commission Com-mission will donate One Grand to help out in the celebration. The reason for all this being, that Orem is closer to Geneva than American Fork. Major Sheridan, the celebrated Ion of Dr. and Mrs. J. E. Frank's has been ordered placed behind the cruel bars of a cage. Upon hearing this pronouncement from Mayor Earl J. Glade, Mrs. Frank remarked bitterly, "Wherever Major goes, I will go." Not a bad idea boys who have trouble keeping track of your wives. Senator Robert A. Taft stated in an interview, that President Truman and Secretary Acheson got us into the mess in Korea. The Senator neglected to tell us how he intends to get us out. |