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Show Th:tt One MufTed Sulosliuiy Oh, the darling hat! It makes Madame 10 years younger. Customer Won't do. I can't afford af-ford to put on 10 years every time I take oil rrty hat. Old Tricks Said the dresser tit the actress "1 here's a man at the duor uho insists on ruining in." . "f'iif Mill iiA- for liit rHiii"' iii(ini(f tin' (ur " c, hut lit onl Imiitlird and fried fn Aim fne." fi, Irt him in," mu'ii the actrest. "That's m hiithand!" Job Well Done Ollicer What's the idea? Why are you nun climbing trees and crawling through the bushes? Private --Well, sir, we catnou-; catnou-; flaRcd the pun a while ago and 1 now we can't lind it. ' " - i Ccrms or no germs, kissing must be fully as dangerous as they make it out to be; it has put an end to a lot of bachelors. For a Match "I think I'll get a pair of red shoes those flatties with wedge heels," said the tall blonde. "Why low heels?" asked her friend, in surprise. "I want them to go with short lieutenant." |