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Show Enter Mr Liverwurst for Kind-Hubby Medal Old Mace Liverwurst was asked why he didn't burn gas nt his home. He flared up and said that was no one's business and went on to state that he was burning wood for the reason rea-son that it gave his wife some outdoor out-door exercise when she chopped It. lie snys: "You know she Inhales lots of steam while washing clothes, and then when she has to cut the wood she pufTs It all out again, consequently her lungs are kept as clean and spotless as her washings." He then made the statement that he was going to try to make this the most prosperous summer for his wife that she -ever has experienced that he had already hustled three new wash customers for her find expected to get two more before the end of the week. Mace says the hotter It Is (lie better his wife likes to work, nnd when she sweats freely he knows she is enjoying' the best of health. He Is certainly a kind and loving hu.shand. Altoona (Knn.) Tribune. |