Show r J Something For Everyone By BERT BOYACK I WATERGATE Kennedy had his so did Truman and so did the Johnson There is a difference this time around with President No one really hated Kennedy or A lot or people hate To be sure the same fanatical ilk will try to get every drop of they can squeeze out of this President Nixon is neither a or He has gotten out of another political mess equally as Those in high places may demand his resignation they will not stop there they may even start or try to impeach Neither of these will be Who wants Vice in his Very If it does come to impeachment we should be remembering our past In Andrew was impeached on 11 The the after several months of complete hearing and deliberation found him not They could not suspend him from or force him He carried on with his usual duties as President as President Nixon will regardless of whether they try to impeach him or not-Enough of The average person has a short In 12 months we think this incident will be like a short flood of water over a washed out Then we can get back and believe what a Watergate is and was the simple system to divert the main stream of the ditch or canal to water the gate or the The biggest impersonator of them all is Henry He's always The average person Monday A.M. looking at his image in the mirror is GOSPEL TRUTH Los with a city population larger than most cities in the has a force of ONLY WAY Alcohol and sex dont we suppose they are going to have to take it STARS AND MONEY Johnny Carson makes a Lucille Ball has been making a million a year over the past 23 James Arness makes a million a The President of ABC gets paid in salary each year this including his ABC which nets him up to 3 There are many others in monetary status in this incomparable wealthy v r- t LONG PAST One old timer says that the last time he attended church the Bishop was an HAPPY BALANCE It is a mixed pleasure in this life when we can forget r our troubles as easily as we forget our FROM EXPERIENCE Don't laugh at a rich doctor or for that matter a poor one are in either approach you may PHILOSOPHER PETE I never feel my liquor why should I get my fingers t WOULD YOU BELIEVE Bamboo can grow as fast as 16 inches in one But bamboo is not a but the world's fastest growing tree is the Eucalyptus which has been known to grow 45 feet in two years GROUP OF WORDS a. Least b. Most important two c. Most important three me d. Most important four is your c. Most important five words in your vocabulary very well may am proud of A POINT Will Rogers in the past has never met a man I Like all great Will Rogers by some was What he was trying to get over was that every human being has a common SECOND CHILDHOOD A man 70 years old married a 27 year old He was not up to par he realized He consulted his doctor for a blood The doctor asked if he had any hesitation in marrying a woman so much i The elderly gentleman asked if he could take some kind of medication which make me feel young ignoring he doctor's f The doctor wrote out a prescription with to lake one teaspoon every four The el-t derly man walked He took one and still It tasted so good he finished the whole The following morning his younger wife tried to awaken She tried this time 7 with some She wake He awakened and said I'll get but I won't go to LAST WORD The writer has not really known the road ahead He was too reluctant to ask those coming |