Show L an am american e rican league umpire n aimed jack kerns had a phobia against calling games no matter how dark it got kerns kems felt that a ball game was nine innings or more one day when kerns refused to call a game the pit cherin chertin desperation pe ration huddled with his catcher and whispered listen you keep the ball in your mitt ill wind up and pretend to throw it you pop it into your glove as though caught it there were two strikes on the batter the pitcher went through his motions the catcher popped his mitt strike three and bellowed kerns kems strike screamed reamed Bc the batter why that ball was two feet outside W 1 |