Show Q T Z 1 y up to the cat tommy stop pulling puffing that cats tail demanded tommys tommas mother im just holding its tail mom the cats doing the pulling advice to girls who want to keep their youth dutli dont introduce him to any ot of your girl friends imagine A bricklayer working on top of a tall building accidentally dropped a brick squarely on the head of his helper below you better be careful up there boss said the helper you just made me bite my jonguel ton guel value for money A hollywood producer it was as filming a biblical scene things ih ings were not going gobig ano ivell and he be stormed and raved rated about the studio listen to so me you 0 o guyal guys he be shouted im paying pacing a thousand dollars a day for this ibis sound apparatus and I 1 mean to got get my moneys worth when those teti ten commandments are broken I 1 want to Is hear bear em break get me toot toot having arranged an all night fishing contest the local angling club went to the village inn until it was time to start at closing time they took up their tackle and moved of off with dignity through the darkness to the bridge selected seating themselves in comfort they cast their lines over the parapet and fished until dawn was breaking then with a roar the first down train passed under the bridge the man who drank some sulphuric acid by mistake now makes holes boles in his handkerchief every time he sneezes modesty ida honey that sailor kissed me last night her sister how many times ida say listen im confessing not bragging boosting IS it what hat do you think of the present business outlook from the way tray my wife Is splinting spending money it looks good |