Show IT HELPS SOME the aga khan has been compelled to cut his racing stable down to one horse news item it if youve been hard hit by the you have felt its frightful touch if you are getting more and more to feel your lot Is not so much it if youre enveloped in the blues if dally daily by some blow youre hit here Is some gome rather soothing news the aga khan Is feeling 11 if you are prone to knit your bidwa and worry over ahead if youve a tendency to grouse about the way that youve been bled it if youre complaining of the mess it every broadcast makes you blue tills this thought will help a bit I 1 guess the aga khan Is scrimping tool III if Eu ropes war has burdened you and made you go a little attle slow in making any outlays new or being careless with your dough if you have felt wars bitter sting and think that youve been put upon this item may be comforting alls not so well with aga khan IV if your life W what hat it was it if you must count your sheck ela now n w it if day by day the conflict does doe its best to sink you by the bow it if you aie are cutting down on gas to make each dime the limit go this ought to help you let it pass the aga khan Is low on dough V if you cant live the way you did and must add water to the soup it if its been months since you were rid of au all the cares that round you swoop it if you must now economize if youve cut out the fresh meat course this fact act may help your spirits rise the aga khans ahans on his last horse 1 I HOME HOMEGROWN GROWN STUFF V S searches for substitute tor for rubber headline has any chemist ever gone deeply into new england clam chowder for the solution asks J L collins 0 0 the bandits wounded the policeman in the left hand band A checkup revealed that a few ot of the policeman emans bullet had gone wild shattering chattering eight bottles bottle of liquor fortunately of an inexpensive brand new york herald tribune there you yon go 0 o being a stern item materialist teri alist again 0 0 FAIR QUESTION sometimes I 1 think my fate is far far worse than I 1 deserve why must I 1 meet THAT other car on every stogie single curve avery giles from the sound of the names of those cities and towns taken in africa this looks more and more like alcazar a war to make the world unsafe for proofreaders proof readers THERES A LIMIT tho thoroughbreds race neck and neck and storm tossed ships are cai cast st a ground aground tho the cars collide in tangled wreck and bombs explode with fearful sound tho bathing beauties strut their charms and boxers battle toe to toe tho firemen race to three alarms and workers shovel record snow I 1 yawn I 1 fidget and I 1 sigh to me its all an utter bore I 1 say to blazes with wand it and why ive seen THIS newsreel twice before richard armour 0 PEST NO 0 1601 1117 A plague on him who always snatches my remaining book ot of matches hl R de sena 0 0 ed wynn used to say may that the world was going to the dogs but that the dogs take itt it and the gag never sounded more convincing than today A big man in the defense program fell while skating and was injured the other day this proves what we have always contended there is ii no defense against an urge to cut a figure ague eight 0 CALL BY DICTATORS join our gang and have some tun fun double crossing every onel S i H L Dew dewhurst burst the most terrible nightmare re dreaming that hitler is making one of his typical speeches and that you are in the front row where you cant miss a word ima dodo says that gone with the wind at 33 35 cents Is almost as good as when it was being shown tor for 2 |