Show THE CALL FOR FOB MORE EGGS washington C B R Wl chard secretary of agriculture has announced a nationwide nation bation wide drive to produce more eggs as martof part of the aid to england and defense plan he sets the goal at extra dozen eggs for affie next 15 months news item come on henl heal say wheal dont be a c lucki cluck I 1 dont p pass as the buckl bucki hey layl today across the coun the call for ore i try goes the ws eggs call I 1 ine the barnyards I 1 hear it it one and all alaj the message sweeps from eastmo east to west no longer hen your second bastl 0 0 0 A buzzer buzzes and its done A diapers ii papers apers signed in washington washingto 12 I 1 stenographer 9 rush here and there theres action in the very al air officials leap to telephones th the orders bingin ring to solemn tories tones th the message flows from silver pens A proclamation to the hens in headlines big the news Is played ALL POULTRY CALLED FOR ALL OUT AID 01 the wires cross the nation sing an ultimatums ultima tums on the wing by horseback and by auto too by radio and by canoe by every telegraphic loop to every lien hennery nery and coop come lun hen your country calls to you one egg is not enough give atwol 0 0 0 the message whistles through the trees to startle birds and busy bees it leaps across from farm to farm and spreads a hens hen revere alarm alakel get cupl the goins coughl get up there hen and do your stuff I 1 0 0 0 the chicken houses rock and sway to this one order lay hen layl the roosts boosts vibrate to one word Sc As abandoned on the lam the nests they seem to snap and creak As orders reach an all time deaki the hens outside now scamper in their faces drawn a little thin weve laid one egg say three or tour four the others answer war is warl mayhap one sulks she bears a 11 B bool and yell of you appeaser youl you then looms some organizing hen from layers union number 10 A arise 1 her cry is loud and clear demand the right to ba bargain gain herel here I 1 production speed Is very n nice lee but are we hens or are we mice then washington washing to n b by hens Is stormed and hencoop picket lines are termed formed harki overhead the transports dive the mediation boards arrival but lest this tale be far too long the hens are saved they aint done wrong they sign to do the best they can but scrap the big production plan then to their me nests ts they quickly scram and give three cheers for uncle sam three lusty cheers and shake a leg three cheers ah yes but bui just one eggl ADOLFS prerogative the nazis emphasize th that at t their h air terrible raids on london are in reprisal to teach london a lesson tor for bombing berlin hitler you understand alone has the right to bomb big cities SPRING LURE now I 1 tile me from war talk to my garden in norwalk where the purple of crocus enchants im obsessed with a longing for my choicest belonging them mud covered dungaree pants I 1 MT BIT CHAPEAU id re like to laugh at her new hat bat instead 1 I tell her I 1 ad adore a I 1 ore it because ajust I 1 just remembered that I 1 am the sucker paying for lee A cavalier A waiter in a long island cafe has been arrested as a gestapo agent he must be the one who always growled when asked for english mutton chops MOTORISTS DREAM ill buy an army tank some day and caterpillar up broadway and then ill snicker andru and ill scon scoff and dare some cab to cut me off I 1 leea lee A cavalier CAN YOU REMEMBER away back when a man who had only had bad two years yeara in college could figure his hi income tax 0 0 0 we expect any day now that hitler will move mt olympu to berl berlin and ad claim he Is really homer |