Show just Q little P TRUE TALL three small boys were boasting about their respect respective We fathers bill the son of an author said my father can sit down and write a story in a couple of hours and then sell it tor for 10 jack his father a bookie in a small way said nothing my old man can put in a few hours at the races and come home with a hundred dollars harolds father is a local parson and harold said well my father stands up in the pulpit in the church and talks for half an hour and thena it takes six men to carry the money up to him GREAT HIKE 4 well did you girls enjoy your hike bike it was simply great we were picked up by just the finest car be tore fore we had walked two miles sure cure the teacher sent a note home with the boy your son charles shows signs of astigmatism will you please investigate and take steps to correct it the next morning she received a note from the father who wrote 1 I dont exactly understand what charlie lie has do done ne but ive walloped hi him m and you can wallop him tomorrow that ought to help some tried and tested jim from top of building from which three wires dangle red catch hold of that wire red all right jim feel anything red no jim well dont touch the other two theres 2300 volts on them settlement demanded simpkins you yott guarantee when you sold me that airplane that you would replace anything that broke or was missing ll dealer Deale rYes yes sirl sir I 1 I 1 did wrong simpkins well I 1 want a new collarbone and four our new front teeth future assured mrs simpson you dont mean youre going to marry that lodger of yours and sea sel out I 1 what on earth will you live on mrs jimpson dont you worry mrs simpson the dear man owes me enough to keep us in comfort for years sort of a rainbow smith I 1 understand browns wife has a very colorful personality jones yes ashes either white with rage black with despair green with envy or rosy with happiness long winter nights biogy in the eskimo language 1 I love you is 11 i poogy say ill bet that explains why the arctic nights are so long WAIVED AT THE ALTAR Never wed dont you believe that life liberty and the pursuit of happiness are inalienable rights of man it depends on whether the mans married or single I 1 work well done teacher why are the skies over new york clearer than the sk skips IT over london I 1 minnie I 1 dont know teacher unless its bec because ausef of the ers in new lot he fie knew judge court when you married lim you promised to share his tot lot you mrs yes but I 1 knowl know then it was just josva a lot of trou brou ble 4 4 A |