Show awan a aou about hollywood blots rifts and pr probes obes EVERLY HILLS CALIF W BEVERLY out here I 1 our two favorite headlines are rift and probe one signifying that some ideal marriage between movie stars has begun to split at the seams and the other that some functionary has been in office long enough for the professional investigators to start investigating in between somebody Is either trying to put sister aimee mcpherson in a hole or get tom mooney out of jail so far neither undertaking has sit succeeded ece eded but folks keep right on trying lost last month it was sister ailees turn this month its tom mooneye Moo but when other sources of news fall fail its fine to be able to fall back on good levin irvin 8 cobb old rell reliable able rift and dependable s stanch t a n c it old probe poor los renaissance T PHE HE government says the survia ing indians are actually increasing in number I 1 started to add that this proves the indians are holding their own but since weve left them very little of their own to hold I 1 stayed my hand the Nava hoes always have been the most independent and aloof of all the tribesmen for the most part they ey continue to live a nomadic existence following their ancient beliefs kiefs s and ceremonials refusing to be caged in towns yet numerically and in material possessions they outgrow any y other tribe can it be that the white mans c culture altur wh which ch we so jealously strive to cram down the gullets of red people and black and brown an and d y yellow ellow always what the victims need needa but of course to say that is practically to admit our civilization might have a few tiny flaws in it whereas we know it to be the one perfect creation of man and for proof point to its crowning achievement the late world war the spoils system HIS a criticism its a timid T THIS little prediction based on all the political experience that the past yields to us pledges of curtailment in governmental expenditures as emanating from white house sources are undoubtedly sincere but andy jackson or whoever it was first coined the line expressed the correct idea when he said that to the victor belonged the spoils and d not to let them spoil too long either so it surprise anybody or deeply shock anybody except the few G 0 P boys still scattered through congress it if pennsylvania and missouri and certain other states should go right on getting plenty out of the treasury for continued relief work on behalf of senator guffey and mr and suchlike such like benefactors of the human raie race not that the ins are any greedier than the outs cuts I 1 merely improved in sagacity since the days when nearly all the smart wolves seemed to be republicans and nearly an all the half witted sheep scheep seemed to be democrats but might as well make up its mind to being sort of neglected from now on ma maine ine a she he aint been right frances inconsistency F PRANCE RANCE has just lent a vast sum to poland and poland it is admitted will us use e the money to increase its war strength if poland should repudiate the debt and default on the interest a howl will ill go up from la belle belie france ring around the world but of course it will vill continue to remain an evidence of soulless greed for uncle sam even to intimate that france might pay us a little something on account ag against ainest the enormous amount she ow owes es us for borrowed money which she has used to build up her army and als also 0 it would appear to pass along to poland so that poland may build up hers it if consistency consistency be a jewel france is practically out of jewelry IRVIN S COBB CI service |