| Show what aw 14 5 thinks cobb p lh C about high hat folks fol ks BEVERLY B EVERLY HILLS CALIF once I 1 thought the climax of utter self satisfaction was attained in massachusetts when you met a bostonian of old plymouth rock stock who in addition had gone through harvard arvard Il it was its as though you me met t an egg which had boon been laid twice and both times successfully 71 r sometimes this type made me say to myself that maybe 1 it might have been better if the J mayflower had been making ta a round trip but now this coast takes the c chest h e s t expanding irvin S cobb championship right away from the eastern seaboard out here Is a ing englishman who heretofore was not notably distinguished have a single hyphen bohls name but he wrote home congratulating king edward on his accession and has just had an acknowledgment signed by none other than the kings fourth assistant deputy equerry and now the delirious recipient can hardly wait to be snatched up to glory so he may pause at the golden gates just long enough to give in his order for an extra oversized over sized halo and then with that hallowed document clutched to his inflated bosom stroll through paradise scooting snoot ing the he heavenly host original native sons RIGHT in the heart of los angeles the bones of perhaps our first climate booster have just been dug up it if he lived years ago as some experts figure that would seem to ED make him an original native son but it if as others think he only dates back he was probably an early settler from the middle west who aho got bogged down in the primeval ooze on his way to an iowa state picnic this certainly puts those uppity florida folks in their place the only thing dug up lately was wag a canal and they may have to put that back the celery growers browers dont like it and when you come between a florida celery grower and his celery its just the same as trying to rob a tigress of her young 0 0 governor hoffmans motives t the h e a c 11 cusat lons of critics in its his own state its hard to believe new jerseys governor II 11 offman was actuated by political ambition in the course he took in tills this ghastly case because while he be created for himself a strong personal following so many of the boys probably like to vote with his side are unfortunately being detained at present in places like sing sing and alcatraz and leavenworth where theres no voting done a a lady lucks favorites ND of the main winners in the 0 ONE recent sweepstakes a mere youth lamented being alone in the world and having nobody to share his bis good fortune with be the smallest of the young mans worries inside of forty eight hours hell have more kin kinfolks folks than a potomac shad ey by the end of a wee week hell be entirely surrounded by an impenetrable forest of previously unsuspected friends and well wishers also stock promoters automobile salesmen income tax collectors and life insurance agents affectionate females object matrimony and alimony in the order named and citizens on foot or hitchhiking hitch hiking As for distant relatives hell begin thinking he be must be part belgian bel ian hare and they wont stay distant either nothing renews old family ties like coming into a large chunk of unexpected currency new spring finery UY do the new fashions always light on the wrong females or vice versa as the case may be when white shoes prevailed the lassies classies with the most robust feet went to them unanimously probably because a white shoe makes any foot look bigger As skirts climbed knee high and then on way uptown upton the maiden with wit the bowlegs bow legs who wore hers the highest she would the damsel ehos kind of startled looking anidow just nill pluck her eyebrows thereby enhancing the suggestion of a owl and now that bangs are coming in and coming down the style wont be favored first by the young girl who already resembles a newly hatched robin and so could get away with that sort of thing be none other than the middle aged sister who Is as the poet says kind of horse faced to start with and then all shell need Is a floral horseshoe around tier her neck to look like a derby winner inner were it not for the foolish things men wear we safely could say the foolish filings women wear are the things anybody ever wore IRVIN S COBB ai e wu service |
