Show Again Feelings By FLORENCE BITTNER you ever get the feeling you've done this Aunt Martha groaned as she straightened My oven looked but she I You mean don't I I looked at my glistening kitchen and the ache in my arms throbbed a little less as the polished surfaces twinkled at the said Aunt Martha as we dried and our dishpan first man or child puts his head through that door and says he's give it to him with both WE just padlock the kitchen the There's nothing in this world more inevitable than the assurance as soon as the womenfolk get the kitchen JON appearing as if on What's to snack Jon doesn't take no for an answer without He departed scolded and dripping donut AS SHE kicked off her shoes and wriggled her toes propped on a Aunt Martha continued her bad Men and kids think meals appear on schedule like the birds return in the spring-without plan or But the thing really gets to me is A SHIVER crossed my spine just thinking about boy has been defined as a wriggling bit of humanity completely surrounded by a perpetual pile of clean raised seven continued Aunt which I already knew very they were little I used to say I could handle all the rest if someone else would just take care of the ON earth did you I almost never get caught up and I don't have seven kids and I do have an automatic washer and It's the socks that get to I think I've spawned a brood of human And I never come out There's always one sock mystery of the missing sock-one of mankind's great unanswered Aunt Martha looked learned early when I had all those kids I had to skip the Washing windows just brought on and hanging out the slipcovers was sure to cause a high I learned to keep the on-top-of clean and let ins ides INHERITED it from house can look perfectly neat and but if you open a UNCLE JIM and B. stomped smelling of fresh air after their stroll around the said Uncle to tone up the blood like a nice walk in the brisk air after a big MIGHT try a brisk dip into the dishpan to tone up your blood now and Aunt Martha hitched over on the sofa to make room and picked up my needlepoint to add a few I thought we had that worked out a long time You do your I'll do I bring home the you cook it and clean up another Aunt Martha continued her You go and buy then you lug them home and put them then you get them out and cook them into then you clean up after the know what let's said B. Trying to breakup the squabble before it got all go live in a motel and eat in I ever tell you what I think is the nicest part of a I jumped in before Uncle Jim could pick up the point of the conversation to Jab Aunt Martha with me the nicest part of a vacation is walking out of the looking at the messy unmade beds and firmly closing the A BLISSFUL smile came to rest on Aunt Martha's and getting up from a table in a restaurant and leaving that pile of dirty for said Uncle take a home cooked meal every The Literary Guild met on 2 at the home of Esther Ernestine Held was in charge of the program and Fern Whitaker is president of the THE SENIOR Literary Club will hold the annual Christmas dinner and party on at p.m. at the Lions Club North Dinner will be served by co-hostesses Lucile Elzada Hess and Leonie A PROGRAM and gift exchange will provide a holiday The Mountain View Club will entertain members with a Christmas dinner at the home of Signe 94 North West on IRMA Sparks will entertain with Christmas stories and gifts will be exchanged by the kj |