Show PRIVATE PURKEY interviews A WAVE home on a short furlough oscar unknown to fl harriet arriet who is ii in the law v his girl friend Ali minerva nerva who hat has signed up in the naval auxilia ryd oscar so youre a WAVE I 1 the idea minerva I 1 want to be just a ripple aple or a backwash like your friend harriet oscar I 1 heard you joined the navy to get smarter uniforms than they have in the army the WAVEs can profit by mistakes made by the allu N minerva do you think this war is a style show oscar you make roe me wonder oscar can you splice a rope minerva what do you think im joining a rodeo oscar can cad you box a compass minerva no but I 1 can wrap up a clock oscar did you ever port your helm minerva no profanity please oscar did you ever stow a skiff min minerva erva stop lisp lisping 0 0 0 oscar im serious min what is a starboard tack minerva youve got me there im no carpenter oscar gee min youre awful ignorant minerva otherwise why would I 1 be standing here talking to you oscar say lissen why are you girls going to train for the navy at smith college away up in northampton minerva because we thought it would sound funny to train sailors at vassar oscar I 1 see your uniforms are to be by Main bocher of paris minerva that wonderful oscar its better than by mike todd of star and garter what will the regular navy think of that after all these years in the original john paul jones sailor suits minerva A woman sailor is expected to look better than a man oscar what difference does it make when she falls overboard 0 R 0 minerva lissen is this a date or a quiz program oscar okay admiral ill stow the question min M i n erva e r v a thanks colonel BALLADE ON FEASTS AND when gourmets to the board propel their paunchy selves for tasty fare most nostrils quiver at the smell of food that master chefs prepare but if you wish that you were there hold on tables lack the virtues found when you prepare the pleasures of a midnight snack at witching hour when all is well A hungry man steals down the stair into the cooks own citadel to gather morsels extra rare and strip unguarded cupboards bare then to the bedroom creeping back thus adding to advent u r e s flair the pleasures of a mid n i g h it anac snack k prince would you forget your thinning hair your troubles state and cardiac then try tor for liberty from care the pleasures of a midnight snack W E T the in members embers of the naval auxiliary will refer to floors as decks call stairs ladders classify closets as lockers and always say bulkheads when sie speaking aking of walls news item wanna ivanna bet moscow strikes back headline remember away back when nhen it would almost surely have read moscow M boscow backs strike |