Show 1 3 anji sg ELMER TWITCHELL AND FOOD CONTROL uncle sam has now named a war production board food rc requirement committee it will look into the 77 matter of food requirements quire u irementa ire ments during J th the e war with a view to corser conservation a 0 J A good deal could be accomplished right off the bat by a simple but inflexible rule requiring people to stop overloading the fork we are a nation of over loaders and it if we are to guard against food shortages some things gotta be done to check us up watch the average am american eat today in the middle of a 2 global war and would you suspect he was subsisting during a great conflict you would not you would imagine he was trying for a new nev record at a picnic g ground round 0 a elmer twitchell famous calorie student pinochle player and stamp collector has been studying the food situation and he thinks that it if uncle sam wants to avoid waste step number one should be the abolition of the three decker sandwich the upper deck e i is s a mere waste of bread declares elmer and it also involves a further waste of lettuce there is little in these modern three deckers except lettuce anyhow unless you want to admit that those tomato slices are food 1 I am for a national committee for the control of lettuce also continued elmer if there is one thing which lunchroom men are profligate with it is lettuce of course in many cases this comes under the head of secondhand second hand or reconditioned lettuce this new government board should also look into the french fried situation boy theres a food waste for you the american lunchroom has come to regard french fries as a mere matter of stuffing they are just plate fillers they are so greasy that nobody finishes lem em so the result is more waste let us have a 2 75 per cent cut in french fries at once by all means 0 0 then there is the dining car toast situation did you ever try eating the toast you get with a steak sand yva on a rail sis s gyhl road train mister it was never meant to eat let us do something about this sr elmer was getting quite excited and then there is the chicken pie situation he resumed chicken is certainly conserved through the average chicken pie but nobody eats those anio onions ns and potatoes with which they are filled to the exclusion of anything resembling meat and by the way if we want to save food lets soft pedal all this vitamin talk millions of americans are I 1 cot ot eating because they want mant the food immediately involved they are on a vitamin binge EW POSSIBLE NEW STYLE in summer heat my slack suit wills I 1 wonder how id look in kilts kills Hl errill chilcote a 0 0 do willkie doubts he will seek office again Il headline eadline wanna bet realization edgar bergen got in year headline cash pouring in by the barrel checks coming through by the bale dough springing forth from a gusher nothing arriving but kale income like that of a morgan gold by a twenty mule team this is the full consummation of a ventriloquists dream I 1 would you say the secret of the fabulous bergen income was a dummy corporation a FAIR EN ENOUGH UGH mrs twitchell turned her husband elmer over to the collectors when they called for old rubber today we cant take him signed argued one of them why not demanded mrs twitchell iles hea a heel aint he 0 0 0 o welles for cooling off spell headline dont te tell 11 us youre for an us air conditioned peace deac mister |