Show 5 THE UNIONIZED MILK INDUSTRY john L lewis is now trying to unionize the milk industry throughout the country it if he succeeds every bottle of milk delivered win will have a union label certifying that there has been no nonunion non union contact from the cow pasture to the doorstep the idea is as to have milk from union farms handled by union union dairy hands and delivered by union milk men the new slogan may be milk from union cows contented or not ve ire can imagine a union n cow chewing its union cud in a union meadow swishing a unionized tail and towing lowing in tones approved by the Alusic musicians ions union we can picture union clover union brooks union hillsides hill sides and union bay the curfew tolls the knell of patting parting day the lowing herd winds slowly oer the lea the plowman homeward plods his weary way all uni unionized ionized and happy as can be whoever thought the cowlam would some day become a closed shop 0 0 0 what would grandpa have thought it if somebody had predicted that the walking delegate would wind slowly oer the lea that the cow would jump over the moon only if it had a union permit and that the milkmaids answer to may I 1 go with you would have been not unless you are a member of the union in good standing mister 0 somehow we find it hard to gaze over the rolling country these spring days and take in the bucolic scene without feeling that although he is not there in person the spirit form of john L lewis flits through the meadows looks disapprovingly on the gusto of the rushing brook and wielding an invisible rubber stamp puts an okay J L L on thecla the flank of every 0 0 0 wh whispering aders g into the ear of every cow the wonders of the five day week and warning the bull to take orders only from its local board ale 3 to revise anne emilie fm ilie sons old verse at five he milks the cow the busy farmers man at six the strains the milk and pours it in the can at seven theres a clamor and A merry little row its found the cow that gave the milk was not a union cow the busy farmers man is called with him it goes quite hard its ch chaired charged ared that when he strained brained the milk he lacked a union card at eight john L appears A frown upon his pan and there ww will be no milk today NOT A UNION CANI 4 0 im short of food but long on stair carpet and paper treads wheelbarrow flag 6 by 56 12 li foot staff hose iron washtub vanner crowbar jigsaw puzzles dust mop and kitchen utensils 10 yankee magazine 0 and a man must live 0 0 0 FIND OUT little grams grains of sugar little ration books tend to cramp the style of many pastry cooks a a a one half pound of sugar per person per week will be the new federal sugar ration but I 1 cant wait a geeki I 1 use it every day complains ima dodo 0 0 the race tracks of america li will donate two million dollars to army and navy relief funds this year the chart writer would perhaps describe the belated decision thusly slow to get off 09 appeared appeared d out ut of it is at first turn responded to urging in in stretch and came th through rough under a hard drive 0 mahatma gandhi mastbe one man who is moved somewhat un usually by the prospect of losing his shirt a 0 elmer twitchell the old horseshoe pitcher and chess champion is quite sore he says mr mchutt mcnutt abolished those bureaus before he got his games coordinated buy defense bonds secreta secretary r thau says orgen every doorbell in the th country will be rung at least once in the drive e to sell war bonds the trouble is that they have been rung so often for vario various us purposes that most of em cm are put out of order 0 4 0 bombers set back at al stadium 5 to 2 headline 0 0 we always said aid those baseball frus stand tor for any nonsense from tokyo or berlin |