Show u s a aien aign lat tt t tle e L PLANNING yes said the railroad ticket agent in boston to the lady at the window after spending a quarter of an hour looking up trains berths and time tables 1 I can fix you up with a through ticket to california and return all right how nicel exclaimed the lady I 1 when are you going inquired the agent some day when I 1 can afford it replied the lady thank you so much morning after 1 I say my wife must not know where we went do roe me a favor and dont tell her certainly if you will do me the favor of telling me in co confidence where we were hoping little charles was admiring his five baby kittens and talking g to his neighbor stroking the fur of the mother cat he hopefully remarked 1 I wonder if she will ever hatch again NOT NOW d 1 I always used to do what hat my doctor told me well dont you do it any more 0 huh I 1 should say not I 1 married my doctor real estate talk A prospective purchaser was look mg ing over a piece of property which lay along the bank of the river he remarked to the real estate agent this river sometimes overflow this land the agent retorted with some heat well this river is not one of those sickly streams that is always confined to its bed complete job A colonel was complaining that through inattention on the part of his officers he was obliged to do the whole duty of the regiment himself 1 I am said he my own captain my own lieutenant my own adjutant and trumpeter alsol also interrupted a lady universal source do you have much trouble in school sammy quite a lot what seems to give you the most trouble the teacher A mutual feeling bankrupt circus proprietor I 1 hope we get some money in this morning or I 1 shant have enough to feed the animals before the show lion tamer fervently so do 1 I sir I 1 no diff different erent burglar to heiress I 1 dont want your life but your money miss heiress go away youre just like the rest of them mosquitoes PARADISE I 1 first mosquito reading this article says moonlight bathing is to be popular this summer and other mosquito yes first mosquito bathing suits scantier than evert ever grammar note i jimmy was asked by his teacher in english class what is a pronoun A pronoun is a noun that has turned pro he replied to be different Diner tnt I 1 everything bought goes to the buyer it some things such as coal go to the cellar |