Show on the funny side NO WARNING jones was sitting with his wife behind a palm on a hotel veranda late one night when a young man and a girl came and sat down on a bench near them the young man began to tell the girl how pretty and good and lovable he thought she was hidden behind the palm calr n I 1 mrs jones whispered to her husband oh john he know were here and hes going to propose prop propose oie whistle to warn him what for said jones nobody whistled to warn me indiana farmers guide breaking the news murphy had been careless in handling the blasting powder in the quarry and duffy had been deputed to break the news gently to the wi widow ow mrs murphy said he it today the fellow calls for ake the weekly payment of murphys Murp hys life insurance it is answered mrs murphy well now a word in your ear 91 said duffy sure ye can snap your your fingers at the fellow today complimentary did you notice said the aggrieved playwright how the daily blank slammed my latest play dont you worry about that said his friend cheerfully the critic of that papers just like a parrot rot only repeats what everyone else is saying AND HOW 4 d she deeply interested and of course your rich uncle remembered you in making his will he he did that remembered to leave me out no wonder mrs hazel what dreadful language your parrot uses mrs knutt yes my husband bought the bird in town and took it home in his car he had three blow outs and engine trouble on the way royal arcanum bulletin surely an ancient ding so your grandfather is a sure enough old timer dong yeah he says he can remember when baking powder out sold face powder 1 quite safe wife oh john I 1 forgot to turn off the gas ring in the bedroom when we left husband AU AH ri burn I 1 forgot to turn the water off in id the bathroom providence journal its the recession customer the sausages you sent to me were meat at one end and bread crumbs at the other butcher quite so mad madam a in in these hard times it is very difficult to make both ends meat both sides friend its too bad clarence and dorothy arent good enough for each other man wh what at makes you say that friend oh ive been talking to both families royal arcanum bulletin joke in air A passenger in an airplane was far up in the sky when the pilot began to laugh hysterically passenger the joke pilot im thinking what say at the asylum when they find out ive escaped WHAT THE KIDS SEE 44 teacher children it is is easy to tell what service a soldier has seen what do you usually see on his arm when you meet him in the street bright pupil A girl no alternative what do you want demanded M mr r newlywed breakfast or work both replied the tramp mr newlywed produced a large pile of his cifes homemade home made bread blat he exclaimed and you 11 ll have both |