Show what lat S 0 6 cobb about glory Vs va undernourishment S SANTA ANTA MONICA CALIF because their dictators are piling filing up armaments and building up armies at a rate unprecedented the german people must it appears go on rations cutting down their daily consumption of breadstuffs bread stuffs and fats with the prospect of still more stringent restrictions but their overlords a reasonably well nourished lot to judge by their photographs keep right on preaching that such compulsory under undernourishment nourishment is all for the 9 reater greater glory of the va terland I 1 know of but one historic parallel to match this it is to be found in mother 40 goose where it is poetically set forth there was a piper irvin S cobb had a cow and he had naught to give her so he pulled out his pipes and played her a tune and bade the cow consider 0 a a signs of disapproval 0 F NCE in montana I 1 heard two v cowboys talking about the father of the sweetheart of one of them ive got a kind of a sneaking idea that millies paw dont care deeply for me said the lover what makes you think so something he said no because he dont never say nothing to me just sniffs but the other night I 1 snuck over there to see millie and as I 1 was coming away I 1 happened to look back and the old man was shoveling ft my tracks out of the front yard the archbishop of canterbury is likely to wake up any morning and find the british public shoveling his tracks out of the front yards 0 a international i about the time the contest ing groups in spain lose the twenty or thirty confusing names the correspondents have hung on them and resolve themselves into the army going to take madrid not later than 3 tomorrow afternoon and the army going to keep madrid until the cows ws come home a fresh complication breaks out in china general chang gets into a with general achl chiang possibly on the ground that hes a typographical error and the red forces of the north get all twisted up with the white army of the north and the pink army of the north by northeast and so on and so forth until the special writers run out of colors just one clear point stands out of the when the dust clears away some small brown brothers wearing the japanese uniform will be found sitting on top of the heap chinas cainas poison is nip pons meat every pop rationalizing the calendar bendar THE HE plan to adopt a rational calendar is finding favor in administration circles at washington as in european countries every time this proposition which is so sensible and seemingly unattainable bobs up I 1 think of the little story of the venerable alabama pessimist who dropped into the general store just in in time to hear the proprietor reading aloud from the newspaper that the project for thirteen months of twenty eight days each had been laid laid for consideration before the league of nations im agin it declared the aged one be jest my luck for that extry month to come in the winter time and ketch me short of fodder stunts in the films 17 OR ordinary film stunts current r prices are tree fau fall 25 stair fau fall 50 each additional flight 35 headon head on auto crash parachute jump midair mid air plane change high dive 75 being knocked down by auto 75 being knocked down by locomotive trick horse riding crashing a plane 1500 it cost a cent though for practically every slightly shopworn leading man on or off the screen to crave to play hamlet on the stage but it is almost invariably eap exp expensive for the producers who occasionally satisfy these morbid cravings clavings cravi IRVIN S COBB a 0 western newspaper union |