Show just little 1 11 N aj disappearing TRICK at a party a necklace a woman was wearing was waa much admired she took it off to show it better and it was passed from hand band to hand later it was not forthcoming the joke lias has gone tar far enough said the host ill put this silver dish on the table turn out the electric light court count one hundred and expect to find the necklace klice on the dish when I 1 turn up the light again when he turned burneil up tile the light the dish also had bad vanished ideal neighbor smith entered a big london store and made his way to the gardening depart department ment 1 I want three lawn mowers he be sat said the assistant stared hard at him T three bree sir lie he echoed you must have a very great estate nothing of the kind snapped smith grimly 1 I have two neighbors pearsons real rear sons magazine agazine il no sense of humor weary sam alas dusty what caused the family to throw you out on your ear car and call the dog dusty rhodes alack sam I 1 scarcely know I 1 was to saw some gome WOO wood d in return for a pie and when I 1 asked the lady was lt it all right with her if I 1 sawed the pie and ate the wood all at once she seemed to get sore running small phil who had a chest cold was being properly doctored before going to bed ills his mother put her ear to his chest and listened for a minute after being very quiet he asked am I 1 running indianapolis news AND NO LONGER aa Q U customer would I 1 get much wear out of that suit in the window tallor tailor we aim to make clothing that will last a customer until he saves enough money to buy another sull suit sadly different meaning yes said eald the gloomy nan man before we were married she used to say by by so sweetly when I 1 left her now its buy buy ah said bald his friend she putt puts a different spell over you stray stories A useful drawback ashes a plain looking girl to have got a job in such a big shop and she has such a squint too yes but ashes useful for keeping away shoplifters shop lifters they never know where ashes loehl looking ng dublin opinion on the hussy see that girl over there sure very pretty girl she takes rings from men she dont even know you dont meanie me anIt how shocking 11 fact ashes a telephone girl late lale proposal ive come said the woman politician to ask you to support me im sorry miss replied the man hut but youre toure too late ive been married for years toronto globe |