| Show a le k gueli SEEING AHEAD farmer place lay right la in the e line of the approaching railway survey and the company was anxious to conciliate the old man the diplomatic agent went ent out to see him and beally thought to cinch the matter saying our company offers you aw in cash and 1000 worth of stock for the right of way through your farm no sir reel retorted old ilard hard pate 1 I dont want no railroad running around here fust thing ye know yell be killing some of my live stock an id have to help pay fur it as a stockholder STARTING HIM UP mr air atlman what are you twisting that mules tall for mr air Tali timber lle aint got no self starter so I 1 gotta crank him up shod at sunrise private rooney said the cavalry officer at the training camp take my horse down and have him shod for three hours the lieutenant waited for hla his horse then impatiently hegent for rooney private tooney Rooney 1 he be said where Is that horse I 1 told you to have shod Omigo 1 gasped the private growing pale oal osh I 1 did you say shod the wrong things thing dor do tor well lid did you take my advice and sleep with the windows pen faulent yes doctor doctor good and youve youre lost that cold you bad patient N no 0 doctor only my best suit and my watch on anil chain globe toronto too noisy mrs airs flave you a pergola in your garden mrs airs not now we found it barked at the so we had to get rid of IL it stray stories why higher wages wage boss you ash high wages for a man with no experience applicant put hut it Is so much harder work when you dont know anything about it t wisecracker john Is a chicken three weeks old big enough to eat 04 t jim why of course not I 1 lohn john then how does it live what pray tell Some things preying on my mind it must he pretty hungry london answers WHY THEY STAYED HOME I 1 mrs jones vh ju do you all stay in the house so enuch mrs brown mrs brown ill tel you mrs coues we pay an enormously high rent for this house and want to stay in it 11 enough to get our moneys worth you see oh that cheadl mistress explaining routine to new cook now my husband always goes to his club on wednesday evenings cook I 1 understand maam so he wont want ant no breakfast on thursdays humorist making a complete job she you never hear of women cashiers running or off with their employers money tie ile not often but when it does happen they take the employer too stray stories stampede incomplete yes it was it sad case about hayes since he lost all his money half his friends dont know him any more what about the other half they dont know yet that he has lost lt moncton transcript hard lines line what brought broucht you to prison man competition gium was the reply competition I 1 dont understand yes mum competition I 1 made the same sort of half crowns as the govern government ment ta taller tier magazine |
