Show THIS A N P THAT by sam hill AROUND A THE CORNER secretary of 0 the treasury mills says there should be an dimmed tate late upturn in business well now weve had that opinion right along balancing the budget has un unbalanced bal the personal budgets of 0 a lot of 0 taxpayers to say nothing of 0 the condition in fit which it ft has left their cis dispositions positions now that tho the budget is balanced however we wonder it if some effort should riot not be made to get us back on a balanced ration now that the republican nation ill convention has had its say and its novel as well as novel length nit torm has been placed in jahe sunlight it is beginning to appear that a considerable number ot of film sy BY planks were used in the building at any rate the platform committee should derive considerable satisfaction from the tact fact that the platform is too lengthy tor for anybody to read A lady once asked a dog specialist can you tell me something that that will be good tor for fleas on my little dog A bigger dog replied the obliging specialist the proposal to give the present administration another term seems sort ot of like the reply of the dog specialist ci alist no doubt another term would be good tor for the depression bat som something ething to eliminate said depres tion eion would seem more appropriate rt kt this time that pa part r t ot of the Pl atom m dealing with the tariff question leads in t fleet extension of the general principal of protection protect lan ian to the product i of our 1 mis ms forest tor estl 3 mines aul an 1 oil wells I 1 his brings bring to mini mial swathing sw ething that happens a few years ago dpn the qu questin quest estia iiii of a higher tariff on oil abol was ui tip before congress one owner of i largi flock of bliek iho aho had spelt much enuch time writing writ liiK and wiring its ill congressman endean criag to get his hij support of the measure was finally advised by his bis congressman thal thai he would s support the bill the congressman further all aj the flock owner that he be should his letters and wires until shortly before the meysure cante came up for a vote two weeks later the congressman wired his constituent tariff biby up tor for vote in in house tomorrow you and friends send on oil your telegrams two hours later the congressman Congress maa mas received the reply ive had to sell bell my sheep there is such a thing as being too late and doing the wrong thing at the wrong time what will protection mean to farmers without farms miners without mines the platform advocates high wages evidently this plank refers only to platform builders and congressmen this stand was first brut brot I 1 out when members of the senate and hause of refused to reduce their own pay while slash ing the pay of everybody else the platform also advocates A shorter day shorter week and apparently fewer of them delayed christmas greetings last christmas eve pap said to me old santa claus is one grand boy the more he gives to folks you see sea the tha greater is his pride and joy it if you are good and kind and true and be you dacys little man old santa will remember you and tiring bring you everything he be can on christmas morn old santa came with reindeers rein deers bounding through throng a tho the snow for me he had a sled and train bior mom lie he left a radio from deal old santa said my pop lies heb always been so kind to us I 1 guess it keeps him on the hop dut but still he never seems to f tuss u 88 11 T guess old santas quite a gink g at least it seems that way to me lut cut somehow im about to think lles lies not the guy he claims to be for my pap got a note not today eloday it was from santa claus I 1 know because it said have to pay ay I 1 or else return tho the radio END i PT |