Show simple as a that over lunch in a london hotel one day not long ago a certain wealthy but unlettered man was invited by a friend to join ills shooting party in scotland later that week man said the prospective guest a splendid idea ill get on the telephone at once and get my man to clean my gun he rose and rang up his house Is that you forbes he be said to his servant well I 1 want you to go ahead at once and get my gun cleaned 11 beg pardon sir said the man did you say bay gum guar no shouted the scot 1 I said gun G tor for jew U for or union and N for pneumatic |