Show a a a a SO Something ome in i iFor For Everyone I A AB B By Y BERT LUCKY BOYACK i L r A 0 gOO g 0 V V V V 11 V V V V V V V V V II V V V II V V II II III I II FALLEN GREAT ONE Casius Clay alias Mohammad Muslin is one of the great men in the boxing field You dont don't believe that Well just ask Casius and he will verify it in ever so many words He knows with certainty that the medical term for a black eye is peri orbital pen hema- hema toma His personal diagnoses it after the fight and it was a His opponent Joe Frazier asked nothing personally for or the Casius admitted he got whipped the next day in to the hospital The day after alter he said I still think I won the fight GRAFFITI WRITES Dr Scholl hears many a wail of toe CHEATED Son Pop Hey I sold my dog for Father What Wheres Where's the money Son I UI got two cats for it I WANNA VANNA BET With all the talk of ecology we bet that in this day George Washington wouldn't have told the truth in regards to chopping down the cherry tree SENSITIVE GROOM Did you see that sorehead of a groom hit me in the eye when I 1 went up and kissed the bride He let everybody everybody everybody every every- body else kiss her but me he socks You did kiss her quite a long time tune though And what was it you said to him when he tapped you on the shoulder as you kept kissing her Oh I looked up and said Dont interrupt me bud This might be the last time Ill I'll kiss her for quite awhile THINKING WRONG We uWe have almost everything you can think of on the menu today I uI can see that how about bringing me a clean one SLOWLY PLEASE A little brother asked his older sister to come help him Will you please spell ME and spell it very very slowly A SECRET FOR TWO Daddy is it true that some animals change their fur every year right son but dont don't tell your mother SATISFACTORY ANSWER A sweet young thing toyed with the notion of signing signing signing sign sign- ing up for a shorthand course When we get finished with you promised the enrollment clerk be accurate dependable and neat What about speed asked the applicant Our HOur last nine graduates said the clerk calmly married their bosses inside of five months FOR OWN SAKE Drive carefully for the car you drive may be your own someday when all the payments are made DONT DON'T SHOVE We uWe Americans are a travel-minded travel people willing willingto g to togo togo togo go anywhere except the front row in church or to the rear of a bus CURRENT FINANCE Nowadays when someone brags he doesn't owe anybody a cent it means hes he's not behind on any of his installment payments I t REVERSE ADVICE Your husband must have absolute rest and quiet the doctor told the wife Heres a sleeping pill Oh when do I 1 give it to him the wife You dont don't snapped the doctor You take it yourself Natt BLUNT SUGGESTION An attra attractive tive woman was having such a difficult time learning to drive that the head of the driving school took her out himself to see what her trouble was After shed she'd run through a stop sign without noticing it the instructor lean leaned toward her and said Did your husband ever tell you what beautiful big brown eyes you have Fearful of what was coming next the woman blushed and answered Yes Good the driving instructor said Then use them tt FOR TRIALS SAKE One friend met another on the street I uI see youre you're using crutches Jim What happened one asked I III was hit by a car but the doctor told me I could throw the crutches away Jim answered Then uThen why are you still using them his friend wanted to know Well Jim explained my limy lawyer said I still need them MEMORY TEST If you cant can't remember the name just say I III was thinking of you the other day And if one replies Pal uPal what's new It means hes he's forgotten your name too IMPECCABLE CHOICE I My liMy fiance says he loves my voice my figure my eyes And what do you like about him I UI admire his good taste I MUCH DIFFERENCE Human nature is something that makes you shout at a driver when youre you're a pedestrian and shout at a pedestrian when youre you're driving 1 5 BE SILENT I. I I III never go out with the same girl twice If I were you I wouldn't brag about it TONGUE IN CHECK MAY WE SAY Today there seems to be much negative thinking It seems also we are too often oCten critical of everything or anyone The time may not be too far off ocr when some will Capistrano resent the annual return trip of the Swallow to LAST WORD Many people like to solve crosswords then there are some who just like to hand them out |