Show TIRESOME GOLF AT ST ANDREWS crowd bad but caddie can be a nuisance to be told that it will take you throe three hiiri s to get round st andrews in tile the searon sei ison that if you take only nn an limur und a to tile the tinn ou on will Ineita inevitably bly take un u hour anil and three illig is to he be sure a little ting but the real tiling filing Is not nearly so lind bad as the imaginary picture writes bernard vinard Il darwin in the lond m spectator to in the first alae you have no ga grievance against anyone in particular no one tiresome mersim la Is keeping you yon hack back aou ou tire lire iiii lily one to la a great endless stream that goes round the links all day lung long at al that regular leisurely pace and vili whether ether you have braid carilon and tillor in front of you or nr a fat ith two small mail children males no difference whatever in flip second place the very slowness n of the round saves you from yourself you tou cannot play three thee th ee rounds it if you want to and think how ho good that Is for you As to flip scottish Scottt sli caddle caddie I 1 remain tin nn impenitent ilent southerner tie ile ma may sometimes be a great man but he can often be a great nuisance lie ile Is apt to be too stern possessive and dominating too thoroughly convinced of the fact which I 1 am quite prepared to admit eliat he knows better that however Is a matter of individual divi oual taste and some persons like being dragooned it is not merely a matter of taste to object to drying bargains with your caddle caddie to undertake to pay him extortionate sums ant and then to find that he has either spent them in advance and so Is not well enough to attend or else that he lias has merely gone with a handsomer man than you doubtless there are great difficulties in ID the way of the authorities but I 1 still think that tile the caddies need nut not be quite such an uncontrolled rabble as they orten often are are |