Show moral dont borrow A man who was too stingy to subscribe for his home paper sent his little boy to borrow the copy taken take by a neigh neighbor bor in hr his haste the boy ran over a 4 stand aland of bees and in ten minutes looked like a warty summer allmashy his father ran to his assistance and failing to notice the barb wire fence ran into that cutting a hole in his anatomy and ruining a 5 pair of trousers the old cow took advantage of the trap gap in the fence and got into the corn field and killed eating green corn hearing a racket the wife ran out upset a four gallon callon churn full of cream into a basket of little chickens browing the entire 1 ire hatch in her haste she dropped a 35 set of false teeth the baby having been left alone crawled through the milk into the parlor ruining a brand new 25 carpet during the excitement the oldest daughter ran away with the hired man the dog doc broke up 11 II setting hens and the naive calves got out and chewed h d th the e I 1 tails i I 1 in of ff four 1 fine I shirts hr mathe le 1 on the clothes it i I 1 line oe sebree ky banner |