Show Something For Everyone By BERT LUC LUCKY BOYACK 1 This weeks week's column is a little bit of baloney baloney- as well as a little bit of blarney Bishop Fulton Sheen explains it best with this little quote Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it Blarney is flattery laid on on so 50 thin you love it aaa The pessimist thinks behind every cloud there is a lot lotof lotof lotof of rain The optimist thinks it just may pass away One cannot buy kindness But for nothing one cantry can cantry cantry try a 3 little tenderness S. S Some say we stole this country from Crom t the e Indian murdering murdering murdering mur- mur dering plundering and mistreating them Relative to toI I minority groups could history be repeating itself 0 Most of oC us want the good old days returned if for only one reason We were younger then tet In describing her boss to a friend the secretary exp explained ex ex- ex- ex p pained He isn't as stout as he looks hes he's merely bulging bulging bulging ing with collateral Two peanuts were walking walling in the park and one was assaulted I Now that airplane hijacking has gotten so prevalent even the Flying Nun refuses to go up without an escort The sign in a local record shop reads Used records for sale for Cor sale for sale See If we used the same type trpe wording in conversation as as' as we use m in wording a telegram the conversation would be much more refreshing t T T aaa Is it fair to o ask me now J. J If thel lungs elings I avow Will be an any less Jess intense One or two or ten years hence r Many more marriages would be all right if the gals and and guys would remember to keep to the Rite on the the- Matrimonial Road aa f I gave back the punk about all the junk SMART That he had given to me SUE But Ill I'll have ha to admit Im I'm puzzled a bit SAYS And in fact the most puzzled of Misses It sounds silly no doubt but I cant can't figure out If I have to return all his kisses v Being cheerful these days is no laughing matter Well-grounded Well people are those who know a positive poll fr from m a negative line S. S A person can fracture his pride in a fall Call over his own bluff An elderly husband says he cant can't remember his grades grades' in school but his w wife e gives him B liB for bald bridgework bulgy b bifocals as well as for Cor bossy tat One optimistic yet elderly man says he has not the strength to work 8 to 10 hours a day but he can work with his enthusiasm from 10 to 2 and really set the world on fire Treat people as if it were your last hour Anon j LAST ST ST. WORD The writer doesn't even know her but F 1 I. I Hi vr C- C hes he's going to work like Helen B. B Happy tt |