Show mr dear CROSSCUTS d the millers wife as be came home alter a long day b nork ifft takes ten mills to make a cent is the cronl on bourl ans cpr self with hajn id it iiii was that the cirr was ly amia placed OAT wanted enquire i athin w as inscribed on a placard hung to alie nag that some had thrown adrift in the streets of rochester the other day tt HAT madness is it for a roan to starve himself him to enrich bis heir and 0 o turn a trend into an enemy tor hi joy at our death will be in proportion pio portion to what ou leave him SMITH says that mankind are always happier for having been happy so that if you make them happy now you nuke them happy twenty years hence bj the demor ot it a young lady asked to look at a parasol the clerk faid please give the shade you want 1 I expect the parasol to RIB the shade I 1 wan said the young lad ONE jones who had been sent to prison for maro inar two wives excused himle by adi sdi inar that hen he had one sue lugat him but when he pot two he foucht each other YOUG wants to know where all the gatei in the watermelon comes from especially in a dry season dont you know they always plant watermelons water melons in the spring A FEECK lady dunar the siege of pans driven b famine to eat her pet dop al a l she was fini shins exclaimed poor thing how he would have en joyed ff these bones FIRST friend buried bour third wife john surley never think of again second friend well if I 1 do I 1 shall take a widow they usually see one out does our constant chatter disturb you asked ona of the talkative ladies of a sober looking fellow pas kenper Noni aam ive been married nigh on to thirty 3 ears was the reply A paper speaking feroci only of the of a lellow for sellina sell a spurious watch guird says if hie chiah of guilt a complete it having been ascertained that it v aa a guilt chain BE not ashamed of a humble agbor bumble occupation ba not ashamed of poverty or even of a small amount of natural be ashamed of misspend misspent mis spent timo and misdirected talents two things well considered would prevent many quart els arst to have it well ascertained whether we aie not disputing about terms rather than thing nd secondly to examine that on which wo differ is worth about |