Show A NEW HAVE scientist has discovered that bees hae memories almost any one knows that and the memories thoy leave behind them are sometimes much longer than the instrument they use in making the with are sud to be useful aside from being producers of perfumer in new york a hop grower complains that the people are killing them off too vapidly lap idly he says they sae hop grow ars thousands of dollars annually by eating the grubs that destros hop roots SOME wise man hai remarked that the chap who leans UD a newly painted lamp post is a marked man how about the man who runs fowl of another fellows fist that is struggling for pugilistic honors it must be that he is a charred man about the eyes it was a very modest young lady who jumped over beai da packet ship when shy heard the captain during a storm order the mate to pull down the she have been a candidate for the endowment house in silt lake a candidate for concubinage so to speak A docs of hair aiom a young woman head is often a key to the young mans heart the author of the above is altogether too he ought to eavor said the hair in the butter was ibo key to the boarders stomach and unlocked the contents such sentimentality is il together too thia foi this western coundit coun tiT are at present fourteen steel rail mills in this country they employ on an men each including those in the mines and collateral brinchek brin chea the total capacity of the american milk at is tons per year it would be suicidal to these interests for our government to reduce the steel rails if new jersey certain legislators are urging the passage 9 of a law preventing the sale of cigarettes to boys under the perhaps they would prefer seeing tho boys making themselves conspicuous by smoking and cigars if a reform is what those fellows want they should make a clean sweep and include all kinds of smoking by the youthful 1 ids in that bill THERE is an expressed desire for re foun waste of money on weddings and funerals the average young man dreads the nuptial ceremony and when that is over another largo expense stands before him in the shape of a heavy funeral we dont blame him for being slow to consent to the former and no one can find fault with him lor staving the latter off as long as possible AT exchange bises the encouraging outlook of the country what jay gauld said in a recent interview with him market is good so far as the business interests of the country is concerned and ho fears no disaster as the country is too rich complimenting upon this interview another piper remarks that the bright outlook cathe market is owing to the two gears voyage abroad that gould is contemplating is to be held a southern ekpo expo at louisville kentucky ibis year and arrangements are perfecting to make it one of the grandest ever held in the country there is an effort to get a bill through congress to admit free all imported for his exposition no objections ought to be raised against admitting articles free for this purpose but of course if they are placed on the market when the show the dut should bo collected otherwise expositions might become too numerous L tron present appearances it is clear ly evident that theio will be a great demand in europe this air for amer v ican bicad stuffs in some of the european provinces famine is causing destitution while floods and drouth have each performed their portion toward making the demand far greater than it se would have been it is an ill wind that blows nobody good and whilo america may be called upon to supply suffering and needy neighbors across the broad alantic it must be remembered that oar own people in many localities are suffering for many of the nece of life thousands are homeless and penniless caused by the late and floods mile ot fertile agricultural iamb have been laid waste by the resistless waters and the labors and expense incident to mik ing these wastes productive again such as fencing and necessary buildings washed away ire greater than it appears to choso who know of the extent ot damages only syb newspaper accounts hundreds of families are compelled to commence tha of life over again and they should not be forgotten in our deira to find blo markets abroad very little wheat however has been in ind alie prospect for even an average harvst looks exceedingly gloomy at pie piment ent i Y |