Show 4 A ATT TT T Something For Everyone By BERT BOYACK A T Y The most perfect humor and Irony Is generally quite u- u unconscious Life LiCe and Habit-Chapter Habit 2 t The basic ori origin in of jokes started in the garden of Eden Here are palindromes that were said there there- Adam Introducing himself to Eve said Madam Im I'm Adam Sa Say that backwards Eve Eve demurely replied Eve If It her name had been Cynthia the only possible meaning would be the name of a shrub Forsythia I I Thousands of jokes have come from these palindromes some of the following jokes are at least 60 years old old- Are you ready Or as Jackie Gleason would say And away we go I I This is Part I for a subsequent simUlar column using I jokes dating back into the earl early f.- f. h r THEIR TRADE ORGAN I 1 suppose remarked Mr Brown now aviators are becoming so numerous and are actually holding aeroplane aeroplane aeroplane aero I plane contests that we may expect to see a weekly paper published in their interests Oh said Smith there has been a suitable paper f r on sale for a long time now Indeed What is Its It's name Fly Paper 1 7 See here young man said the irate father your youri i college principal says he lie doesn't know of anything that you would be likely to make a success of of Now Sir Id I'd like to know what you Intend to make of yourself Give it up father replied the young youn man How do you expect me to answer a question that even a college professor cant can't answer Didn't that Exasperated purchaser you guarantee S this parrot would repeat every word he heard J Bird dealer Certainly I did But He dont don't repeat a single word He repeats every word he hears but he never hears any He is as deaf as a post f t Ti Times mes Change Knox doesn't brag about that bright boy of his Ws anymore Blox Has he ceased to be bright Knox Not exactly He says about the same sort of things as formerly but hes he's got to the age where they are saucy Continued Prevarication Paddy said a father to his little boy who was in inthe inthe the habit of telling lies do do you know what happens to toi i liars when they die Well Vell said after while I I Paddy thinking a suppose they lie He still r What does your husband do asked the census tor He makes bridges sir the structural iron workers wife replied w Is he a regular or a painless dentist maam ma'am 1 questioned the census man The new hat makes your face look short dear t Well Nell its it's made my husbands husband's face long enough anyway anyS any- any S way ti- ti HI 4 If I f 1 11 Ive I've brought these flowers you OU How lovely and fresh they are I believe theres there's l some dew on them yet Yes ayes a little but Im I'm gonna pay up tomorrow f.- f. LAST WORD FOR THIS WEEK Unco Unconscious Humor is one contribution to humor the writer has made in writing a humor column |