Show Ty Something For Everyone By BERT BOYACK By BERT lUCKY BOYACK This is the last ast part of two articles on alcohol had a son I IWho Who married Noahs Noah's J i J r V daughter And nearly spoiled ta to Flood I 1 q rf G rU f Ei By up ta to water William Aytoun Ever wonder where the word Booze originated Well there actually was a distiller of bourbon in the deep South over ISO years ago whose name was E. E C. C Booze and his product was so potent that all the bourbon produced in five states soon bore in addition to the brand designation on the label the name of BOOZE I Philosopher Pete Says You are an old timer if you youcan youcan youcan can remember being offered free potato chips and peanuts in a dish with a ten cent beer c SHORT SHOTS ON DRINKING DR A friend has described described de de- scribed a pink elephant as a beast of bourbon There is one new drink out named ZaZa Cocktail One drink and you feel like a new man Where athers swill i i theres there's a sway Robert Q Lewis says he drinks i nothing stronger than pop and there is nothing his Pop doesn't drink When a little shot gets half shot he thinks hes he's a big shot There is one fellow who do doesn't drink very often but when he d does es he insists in having it enriched polyunsaturated with just lust justa lusta a pinch of gin At one army post they are serving old soldier drinks One drink and you fade away One observing man states that an Italian Researcher says having one drink a day is beneficial but impossible Wife to husband at a cocktail party John please dont don't take another drink your face is getting blurred One party celebrity says The trouble with drinking I is that the first two make you feel like a new manthen man I Ithen then the new man must have another I Would you believe that the Baltimore chapter of Alcoholics Al AI Anonymous is located in the Seltzer Bromo-Seltzer Build Building I ing mg I I A fellow we know who goes to work at every morning told us that as he left the house one day da recently he saw saw a neighbor fumbling drunkenly with witt the key to his front door The cop on the beat came cameto I to his aid and asked jokingly where w here are you gomat going gom at this hour the drunk To a lecture replied A man obviously in bad condition from the night before stepped up to a bar bar and and sputtered through trembling trembling trembling trem trem- bling lips Give give me something for a hangover What do you want asked the bartender The sufferer could only blurt Tall cold and full ol oJ gin Sir snapped a drunk standing next to him You are referring to the woman I love LAST WORD FOR THIS WEEK II not the drinking that is to be blamed but the excess John Selden 1584 1654 I |