Show M f if ij r c t y 0 x t tI ft i iL I 4 s L 1 k bs t. f f By Br DAN Well here it is what is what youve you've all been waiting for Its It's Brave Talk It to me time Before I start out Olt this time I like to make an apology for repeating I a joke last week that was pointed point point- ed out to me The cause for this terrible error Is entirely my own for If I had kept a half decent file fUe this never would have happened SO FRO FROM 1 now lOW on I promise never to repeat a joke and if I Ido Ido Ido do may the little pixie come and dump Cola Coca-Cola on my hair and give me a headache For you people that dont don't know what Im I'm talking about Ill I'll repeat the joke Just for you jou but please dont don't tell that little pixie that I Idid Idid Idid did Knock knock there there there- Freeze Freeze who Freeze for hes he's a jolly good fellow felloe You know knON If yo you did that the poor guy might catch I ia la Has anyone got for this terrible headache I just came with up Biggest happening last week at Bountiful High was that of the elections ns of or the officers for the senior and junior classes next year Before I state who won I would like to tell about a very interesting development In the choosing of the senior class president Frn FINALISTS A LISTS for this category were Tom Brown and Rob Ked Ked- These two candidates along alonTo o with a write ins by the name of C. C B B. B Stirling Charlie Brown took up most of the campaigning The Interesting development that happened was I that the vote for senior class president ended In a tie between Rob and Tom It was probably because of C. C B B. B and his Ws de determined determined determined de- de write In voters that caused it So they held another election the next day in which the next president was chosen and along with it was a bond Issue as to whether they should make the losing party another vice dent The result was that Tom Brown was elected president by the margin of four fow decisive votes and because the bond was passed Rob Keddington along with Dave Erickson Buddy Richards and Jennifer Nelson was chosen a vice president IN rn THE junior class elections nothing much happened so Ill I'll just tell you who won President will be Rick Hatch and his vice presidents will be three girls M Marilyn May Sandi Sandl Van and Kr Kris s Holbrook I r r a What has four eyes and cannot see Why Mississippi of course What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat A ho hootenanny What has four wheels and flies A garbage truck Oh before I forget I would like to re remind mind you ou about our May MayDay MayDay MayDay Day celebrations coming up this I Ivery very day So far for the last two I weeks there has been going on ona ona ona a set o of tournaments called the Olympics The school has been divided Into four different sections sections sections sec sec- consisting of sophomores juniors and seniors and each section has about pants AS FAR AS I can see nothing much has really been accomplished accomplished accomplished and most of the winners have been determined by the flip of a co coin n. n I guess that's one way II to narrow down the field so they can hold the finals on May Day i The final elections for cheerleaders cheerleaders cheerleaders cheer cheer- leaders will be held today also Tonight there will be pres presented presented pre pre- s the Computer Dance for which students have already submitted their data cards In I order to find their perfect matches in the school r 7 Did you hear about the lion the leopard and the that escaped from the zoo What's a Oh about three sixty-three cents Pull this on your friend First spell out t s-p-o-t and ask him what that spells Then ask him what you do when you come cometo cometo to a green light He will probably probably probably ably answer stop stop instead of I go Or if you dont don't like that one try this Have your friend hold his hands above his headache headache headache head head- ache In the shape of a filament Then tell him to spell image and after that say light- light bulb If he does It correctly he would be there with his hands above bove his head saying saying y I I am a aGE GE 1 I like dates dont don't you Well to tell the truth I like raisins better I regret to say this but I haven't been keeping up with the baseball season too well So far the team has played six season ga games mes and has won two of the them m. m Those victories were over Clearfield 6 2 and Davis 3 2 Scott Calder was the winning pitcher in the first game so he tells me LOSSES WERE to Olympus 6 2 West 5 1 Viewmont 8 5 8 5 and to Clearfield O 11 0 Scott tells me that he didn't pitch at Clearfield so that might I be one reason for the loss but what about the loss to Viewmont who who pitched then Games left leftIn leftIn leftin In the season are with Olympus i Davis West and Viewmont with the game at West being the only away game Before I stop praising the I baseball team I would like to quote an authority on the subject I by the name of Brent Forrester Forrest Forrest- er Humbug Soccer as of or yet is just getting getting getting get get- ting its start in the United I States and Bountiful is doing dong Its job to promote It Bountiful Highs High's soccer team just recent recent- ly finished its regular season and came out undefeated It Is expected that they will surely take the state championship However at Bountiful there have been no provisions to award school letters for soccer Isn't It about time that someone recognized the fact tact that soccer might be that great step to the state championship and to glorIous glorious glorious glor glor- ious recognition ik There was once an architect architect architect archi archi- who could Just look it at a building design and calc calculate late how many bricks would be need need- ed Once however on a building building building build build- ing which he had calculated the number of bricks he found that he had one brick left over So he threw it In the air There was once a man and anda a woman riding in an airplane Now the man was sitting there puffing away at a great big cigar which smelled up the whole place So the woman with a dog dogin in her hands asked the man if he would please throw the cigar out the window He said he would do It only if the woman would throw her dog out the window too but she re re- re fused However after a few more hours of inhaling the ex exasperating exasperating ex- ex smoke she accepted the offer So the man threw out his cigar and the woman threw out her dog But when the man and the woman looked out the window they saw the dog on the wing i with something in his mouth I Know what it was The brick Dont Don't blame me fo for that joke It was given to me by my little seventh grade brother Before I tell you kind people that read my column the Brave I Word for the week I would like to relate an experience that I I had It was the most embarrassing embarrassing embar embar- I rassing thing that could happen to a person If it would have I happened to you you probably would have died Im I'm so embarrassed embarrassed embarrassed embar embar- I to tell you that I dont don't think I will so there Brave Talk 4 10 over and out I |