Show Something For Everyone By BERT BOYACK S At v No mind is thoroughly well organized that is de deficient deficient deficient de- de In a sense of at humor Samuel T T. T Coleridge A man opened a music shop devoted entirely y to bass drums Tell ell me asked a friend the market for bass drums a little slow slow slow- Yes eyes said the shop owner but bass drums have a great no advantage-no shoplifting The secretary for tor a big busy business office was asked by a press man How many work in this huge office office- The secretary replied I I 1 would say about half haUl Ethics are vital to the successful business mana man man man- a wealthy merchant told his young son For example an old customer paid his account today with a hundred dollar dolIar bill As he was leaving the shop I discovered that he had given me two hundreds stuck together Immediately a question of ethics arose Should I tell my partner Pessimistic Pete Dont Don't expect anything ng from some people high up in society except maybe a kick in the face SHORT TIDBITS Young man to Dental assistant cf after If-after I after all all- this he says says' my y teeth are okay but the the ther gums will have to come out Ill I'll hit him him- The trouble with being best man at a wedding Is you dont don't have a chance to prove it Little boy to his tall father Pick me up Daddy I want to be up there with you for fora a while A war baby A baby seen by parents who then start fighting Mother skunk to children before dinner dinner dinner din din- ner What do you want to eat you little stinkers stinkers- and Just a little later the same mother molher skunk said Let us spray let us spray It could happen that the men of medicine may come up with a pep pill pUl for forthe forthe forthe the man that Is as wise as an owl but doesn't give a hoot hoot Is It possible for a pick pocket to pick the pocket of another pick pocket yes it has been done many times One newly wed house wife bought a small foreign cook book only to find that she has to send to the foreign country for tor the ingredients called for in the recipes One man was surprised to hear that th they y are are working on a hybrid tomato which will be square he claims that he used to go with one Did you know Bob Hope is two years older than Bing Crosby Fourteen year old girl to mother Will you please quit talking to me about marriage and getting ready for it and help me find my lost skate I. I We dislike rats because they are the only other animal that preys on the poor April is the month when the tax payer finds out what a good loser he becomes Ill I'll just fine you 10 this time said the Judge but if it It happens again Ill I'll throw you Into Jail r I I get it Your Honor answered the offender an inveterate punster Fine today Cooler tomorrow WOULD YOU BELIEVE In lieu o of all the talk on pollution today the burning of coal was forbidden in the Thirteenth Century in England England Eng Eng- land because of the danger of air pollution LAST WORD FOR THIS WEEK Aristotle wrote over 2000 years ago Young people have exalted notions because be because because be- be cause they have not yet been humbled by life or learned its necessary limitations All their mistakes are in the direction 0 of doing things excessively They overdo everything every every- thing thing- thing they they love too much hate too much and the same with everything else |