Show y PET PEEVE I I Women are much better than elephants elephants elephants ele ele- and the sooner we men face up to the fact the easier our lives are going to be Sometime back before Christmas Christmas Christmas Christ Christ- mas I used the Christmas Shopping Shopping Shopping Shop Shop- ping dodge to slip over over overto to the university for a big basketball game I got caught sneaking in Iri with only a beaten eather sion Zion stub in my possession She goes on and on about th the deceit that lives in the hearts of men So I did it I promised to take her to one of the big games before before before be be- fore the close of the season The Ice was thawed but yet unbroken so o I included a pre-game pre dinner at tho the most exclusive restaurant in town Victory was won But time passes on on on- onas as it always alway does Work business appointments lack of funds myriads of obstacles have kept me as yet from fulfilling ful tuI- fulfilling filling that promise For I get it thrown up to me with the sugar for my morning coffee I get it every time I turn the paper to the sport pages or orI orI orI I find the paper turned to io the sports section every time she hands it to me Remember now Its It's always been said that the b elephant years later will Instantly recognize an Individual Individual- connected with an unpleasant incident Woman Wo Wo- Woman Woman man has it all over Mr Pachyderm Pachyderm Pachyderm Pachy Pachy- derm in that she's reminded of ot things without going through the process of association Maybe sh she Isn't OOt actually reminded she reminded she Just never forgets It has me in a very bad way Someday I may really get In hot water and promise her a fur coat or a new automobile J 4 sr r i Mw r r f f GETS OIL WEALTH Mrs Lola Lois McCaskill l hostess In folly Bolly wood CaUl Calif tearoom was awarded award award- ed from late husband husbands ail eil estate She's Shea 39 and lives live her ton son and aDd mother L. L I II I |