Show n W T. T Bees WAXING by Mary Be BeA Bee A couple of weeks ago Tribune columnist Dan Valentine in an anold anold anold old reprinted column wrote a bunch of II daffy definitions definitions' The North Summit grade English class tried their h hand nd at up-dating up these definitions I thought some of them were pretty good-as good good as Valentine Valentine Valen Valen- tine in fact so I am passing them on to you Happiness is getting an anA anA anA A when you know you deserved a aD D. D Love is not even caring when your baby sister heaves allover all allover allover over your new velvet dress Su Success cess is when you get geta a l 1 promotion on on your thriving route paper business Pan Panic is haying having HIM ask you t to dance slow arid and your hands are r all swe sweaty ty Courage is dancing even if your slip is halfway across the floor and the elastic is still on your waist Expectation is watching your new idol glide not walk across the floor to you you and and have him fall flat on his face Friends are people that are on your side when yo you and your mom have Anger is s having your best friend take your idea for fora a anew new play play and and and get it published Frustration is doing a flying leap in ballet class-and class ending up with 44 stitches and a busted leg Envy is having a friend who eats like a horse and weighs pounds while you gain weight just looking at advertisements advertisement is falling and skinning yo your r knee when you are walking with your new Love LoveId Id Idol l. l Sadness is coming home from school and finding out that your puppy just ruined your brand new shoes Enemies are people what are on your MOMS MOM'S side when you and her have a fight Sisters are people that have lots of money in their banks when you are broke Youngsters with decorated bikes halted in the parade to keep a safe dist distant nt from the horses Bar Barbara bar a pink bike won the top prize she is the third bike from the left Though Park City has not as many floats as the of July parade in Salt Lake City Francis Fran Fran- cis remarked that it itis itis itis is a much happier parade because because be because be- be cause cause the home town town- folks enjoy being in the parade Over persons lined the parade line and all appreciate the ef efforts efforts efforts ef- ef forts of D Dave a ave v e Novelle who again produced an excellent Labor Day Celebration for and friends |