Show THOUGHTS WHILE SHAVING WHEN I WAS W. a small shaver my Dad left his straight-edge straight razor accidentally on the bureau I tested it with my t thumb hum b. b The s scar car is still there If any screw-ball screw ever takes after me with a razor Ill I'll be running yet Who still uses a straightedge straightedge straightedge straight straight- edge Please answer I am not nat about to go around peeking into bathroom windows to watch you shave Only man I know is ismy ismy ismy my favorite law in Jim Dorsey of Omaha and how he got started and why he continues continues continues con con- Ill I'll never know but what can you expect from a guy who plays first bass in the Omaha Symphony When I was about 14 my older brother gave me an old Gillette which he had brought home from the Army the Army the little case was still wrapped in khaki cloth He stood and watched my first shave and when I was through insisted he couldn't tell any difference that it would have been quicker and more fun to let the cat lick cream off my face MY WHISKERS GROW in all in directions-in fact there is a distinctly visible whirlpool under my right jaw jaw With sideburns shaving is noticeably quicker My wife is letting my sideburns grow which is fine because now I cant can't hear her so well There is a tiny mole on my upper lip which sometimes gets snagged and bleeds like three stuck stucken en hogs New word stucken Back in Ioway loway my face went unshaven for four months once for the Centennial The picture is in the basement where rats might come in After the first two weeks every hair had a little pimple at the base Most uncomfortable And not worthwhile worthwhile worthwhile worth worth- while really IS IT TRUE that scientists occasionally invent a simple wash-off wash for whiskers and that the shaving industry buys it for fora a million just to keep it off the market Like they say about gasoline Why dont don't Indians grow whiskers Well d' d jever see an Indian with a beard From now on shaving is going going go going go- go ing to be quick and easy and fun I hope My Lady Fair Louise got me a new electric razor for Fathers Father's Day And what did YOU get |