Show 8 I I Last tast ast week weel end following the tho saber three-day three vigil of funeral preparations and actualities for forlie forthe the lie brother of My y Lady Fair Louise in Richmond Calif Calf we finally relaxed for one day in San Francisco which Is just across the th Bay nut But first before we relax let lot m me me pay bay ay tribute to Bill BUI Hooton a former former Ideal Cement superintendent superintend- superintend ent at Devils Devil's Slide and now a 1 with the company in tho the Area I called to en tab tab- licit Credit 6 insists on pay pay- cash bash frowns furiously on credit credit credit cre cre- dit eds e cards A. A W W. Hooton will be surprised M tomorrow a bill for a ah 34 31 h u lease on the top floor of of the Mark Hotel complete com com- lete lete with a small orchestra a e champagne agne bar and broken win win- windows owe dows ow Overlooking the Pacific All Imaginary o ot of course coulSe Well after all all he guaranteed guaran guarani teed my c credit dit didn't he Well Veil maybe not Bill HIli because he hed d didn't happen to be home at the but his lovely and charming charm charm- ing wife So then it was Howard Blood the inimitable public relations tar star of 0 the Mountain States Slates Telephone Telephone Telephone Tele Tele- phone Company and I hate to mention it here but you can al al- always ways reach him by phone collect and if youre you're in good standing he will tell anybody that they should extend credit To most people thi th tUf would be unlimited hut but to tojo tome jo me ate lie he confided I shouldn't go over ever 25 bucks Bo So much for the credit business We didn't didn happen to need it be be- auae dug dur up one of the tomato 1 mato cans In ln the back yard and W we had hack cash In San Francisco a few Impressions Impressions Im Im- Im We waited and waited and waited for lor a cable car which would take us closer than three blocks from terminal to Fisherman's Fishermans Fishermans Fisherman's Fishermans Fisher Fisher- Fisher mans man's Wharf The man been chuckling kept saying wait walt for the next car Three blocks isas Isas is isas as close dose as they get Ill I'll git You know what was on the side hide of the eat caff it Ski Utah Kim Novak was eating fish at atthe atthe atthe the Wharf The weather there Is crazy The topcoat top is 18 too warm without it you freeze We took a city bus tour lour out to the Muir Redwoods tall taU but not as big around as the Yosemite ones The bus bug passed an open-air open coffee shop filled with kooks and beatniks and dirty unwashed booted babes to make you sick The streets of San Francisco conI contain con con- IThe tam tain n many of these I i I We went out to Broadway Friday Friday Fri Fri- day night to visit a night club featuring the worlds world's finest guitar player to lo the complete enthrallment enthrallment enthrall enthrall- ment of Louises Louise's brother Jim of ofa I Omaha a professional musician You had to lo order two drinks even if you wanted none and they were each whether they were water or watered gin Outside the streets were mobbed with beatniks tourists and sightseers and barkers extolling ex ex- extolling tolling the virtues of the show Inside Just like Basin Balin Street In InI New Orleans There were enticing en I views through open half ed Id doors And there was a well well- dressed red-headed red preacher I who fascinated l trying to save souls from the pits of lie Hell II u n All right Ill I'll get to It We DID DIDgo DIDgo DIDgo go Into Inlo a topless joint The barkers were screaming the best of topless everything Topless teen teen-agers topless bands bottomless performers topless HO so finally we wc opened a door and walked 1 la On the stage at the far end of the smoke filled jazz crammed bar room loom was a very tall lall girl wearing black tights and that's thal's all alt brother She couldn't have ha won the tho Miss ol title She was if you understand me not nol the type we ve see and enjoy on the tho stage at Las Vegas She wn was dancing Just Inside the door I J said haill akl this is disgusting Lets Let's get th hell out of here was willing So was war Jim Our fast departure was hurried by cries crier from the audience Yah tah Chicken Come back here Hey sissies les We e STILL left S e e Monday I entered into Inlo an airtight airtight air air- tight bet with Sherd hulme at the Chicken Inn Wanship Wan- Wan ship Everybody eve everywhere r y w Ii ere should witness We weighed In on the scales and whoever loses the most pounds In three weeks by Monday Monday Monday Mon Mon- day Feb 27 wins five bucks Im I'm 15 pounds overweight hes he's 2 and well we'll spend the 5 for fora a fattening chicken dinner Would you believe that Sherd about my size weighs 19 pounds more than I do Dont Don't ta gle with the guy buster And will you still love me if It I get skinny skinny Mac Mac |