Show 4 I EW wI Thoughts while musing Fond hope That some day not too loo far off Cassius Clay the worlds world's champion heavyweight heavyweight heavyweight heavy heavy- weight boxer otherwise known as Muhammad All will find himself In this position Buried Burled in a swamp in VietNam Viet VietNam Nam abandoned by his fellows who think he Is dead or cap cap- Ills His head bead sticks out andis and andis andIs is a target for Viet Cong snipers which forces him to duck under the water now and then A huge snake make is crawling up his mid mid- riff rift Mosquitoes are covering his face Leeches are sucking on his neck Occasionally nally p poisonous o 0 i is a o 0 no n 0 u s lizards drop from overhead branches Into his championship hair Leave us u. leave him there for at least two week weeks While he has a chance to remember that he refused to serve with the Armed Forces Forcel Not in such a vile humor let us hope that the plumbers win their strike Those poor devils who always forget some something thing are getting gelling only In to the ull on per hour Think of ot th the hours they must spend wish wish- i. i hey Uey were getting more money And now let us get off the sad and sorry horse and have fun fUD shall we huh And where have YOU been Some time ago a good friend back tack from Viet Nam said Why dont don't you lay layoff off that BS and give live the people something to think about Because I must write for the majority of my readers who want to be entertained entertained enter enter- tamed rather than Instructed And Dr Milton head of the Department of Journalism at University of Utah r recently e c e n t I remarked Any Anyone one who writes as a. well as Mac lac should write an edl- edl column But I always make somebody mad or else el elsei elseA i A cant can't get them to read It And My Lady Fair Louise Coulee says fays You could write much better than you do Why dont don't you get smart once onre and write an editorial Like Milt says youre you're wasting words But as a. Lynx Langford the shop foreman foreman foreman fore fore- man says saYI Oh God another tiller filler Well it'll get let crowded out And our good good friend from Nevada writes Mac Mao sounds sorry What's the matter with him 1 Well I am sorry I go through life with a guilt complex I 1 cant can't forget the time I was arrested for fishing when I was 17 the da day b before f re the fishing season opened So to get back to entertainment entertainment entertain ment off the sorry horse which is what you people came to read hah One of ot my favorite girls Is Mrs Irs John Joho Martha Sr Lambert of Kamas She has baa the sweetest driest sense of humor of any anyone one I know This Thie is the type of true story the loves but she ahe is too much of ot a lady to tell It ft to Sterling Williams the Peoa repair repair re reo pair man who denies that he isa Isa is isa a junk man Somebody visited an old friend a lifetime Wyoming cowboy cow boy who had spent months Inthe In 10 Inthe the Veterans Hospital The nurse said she had tried to find him and finally located him In Inthe inthe Inthe the bathroom where he was waa ensconced with the seat leat UP Why dont don't you make yourself your your- yourself self aeU comfortable she ahe asked Why dont don't you put the seat leat down Down he asked aked Well Ill I'll be b. denied T TK- TK Tie Is ie the first Indoors Indoor can I J cr r r seen leen and I been ridin is critter bareback bare back beck a I reminds of comment comment com com- ment to Claybaugh the Brigham City publishers publisher's wife that she had absent mindedly absent mindedly done the same thing And Way Way- nil said Youre getting so darned skinny skiDDY I 1 dont don't know why you didn't go down the drain Sunday morning we drove to church in Ogden as usual and found a blinding ng blizzard I 1 left MiLF off oft at the church and drove around the block to a parking place and then noticed d she had left her big black pocketbook pocketbook pocketbook poc poc- in the car So I carried carrie d it Into the lobby of St. St Josephs Joseph's packed with people The looks I got varied from sneers to snickers snicker There Is II absolutely no way way a man cabe abe ca a be nonchalant about aboU carrying a womans woman's purse purle So 80 I smirked and said to nobody but everybody everybody every every- IJ body dy I hoped This is le what the men are wearing this year Matches Match m my shoes shoe you see lee Which may be the way De DeValentine Dan Can Valentine the Trib columnist must have felt the other day when he saw his column in printHe print He had bad written about a lady who resented his drive for a pair of j gorillas for the Salt Lake City City zoo who waa WIllS very unhappy with him He meant to say And she was really mad The printers misspelled spelled thelast thelast the thelast last word and made It sound asU as asIf asif If U she abe had spent a long week endOn end endi I On the beach I hope Dan she doesn't sue Mac Mac |