Show 4 1 DO YOU BELIEVE in flying saucers How bout about the abominable abominable abominable able snowman Think we ought to get out of Viet Nam Problems Problems Problems lems decisions always Its It's gotto gotto got gotto to the point where I need an hour to decide which of the two shirts to wear Socks I still choose in the dark which dark which is why they never match A weekly problem is whether to go ahead with this or agree that nobody would ever miss it And should I let Mary Baker who writes the Bees Waxing know that we had this note from E E. E B B. B Smith Modesto Calif My subscription was up in October How come you haven't dunned me Thanks a lot Heres Here's the money for next year Fine BUT The note is written on part of the paper On The Ants heading heading heading head head- ing is scribbled Not ot Bad On the Bees Waxing heading is scribbled Worth the price of the paper Guess I Ill I'll ll never E yer tell Mary Bee 0 BIGGEST PROBLEM of all aU is whether to try to stay on the Job today or go back to bed Ever since we got back from a trip Ive I've been sick with the first really bad cold Ive I've had hadin hadin hadin in 10 years Too much sea level Finally had to call the doctor He gave me a shot in the you- you know where e three days straight and he had a tough decision the third day which day which side today He gave me an allday allday allday all- all day sucker for not bawling Since so many of you have inquired in inquired in- in in all seriousness and to close the subject finally well we'll answer your questions If U you can join a tour with less than 40 people you'll probably ably be bet better te r off A group larger than unwieldy Dont Don't pin the t to tour o u r director down on details Probably he made out the itinerary several months in advance and things change For instance we looked forward to a big widely adver kodak hula when everybody everybody everybody every every- body gathers around for photo shots of dancing grass and the Honolulu mayor canceled canceled canceled can can- it at the last moment Created a big squawk in the papers-but papers our tour director certainly wasn't to blame YOURE YOU'RE PROBABLY better off to choose a tour which does not include food That way you youcan youcan youcan can eat w when hen and where you choose It is NOT OT true that My Lady Fair took along a shoe- shoe box fill filled e d with sandwiches However after we bought gifts girts for all the grandchildren we were haunting the back doors of cafes the last two days Important Be very certain youre you're not booked into more than three or four days in Honolulu which means Waikiki which is just like Chicago at tourist prices You'll want to visit there but the real fun and sights are on the neighbor neighbor neigh neighbor bor islands islands' And finally watch the poop- poop sheet for too many days of leisure You didn't go over there to lie around ex except ept on the beach to get a tan which nobody can see after you get home anyhow Take us for instance It was wasa a Sunday afternoon and griped because it was a day of leisure Take Tak a nap rest up I r I suggested I 1 didn't come all the way over here to take a nap I Ican Ican Ican can take a nap at home Come on lets let's find some action THIS LITTLE TOWN is dead on Sunday I said All the natives are resting Im I'm rest rest- ing Tell you what If youre you're restless go for a walk and do whatever the n natives tives are do doing do- do ing So she left In the huff which is expected in such marital instances In about two hours she was back She had quite a story to tell tellI I tried to do like you said and join the natives Well nothing nothing nothing noth noth- ing was open downtown and andI I went clear down to the wharf and there was a little shop with the noise of clicking and I went in and I did all right too It was a little pool hall hal filled with Japanese fishermen But you arent aren't a pool shark Not that I know of anyhow They wouldn't let me shoot pool But there was a dandy crap game in the back room Well it was your idea You said to go native And how much is yen I dont don't believe a word of it But But Do you you Mac |