Show 1 Bees Bee I WAXING t Iw y Iv-y iee You dont don't know how lucky you are 1 to have a boy a mother of daughters cOI confided to me re re- re re- re You miss out on on n so much when you dont don't have a aboy aboy aboy boy around She doesn't know the half of it I mean you really would miss missa a lot if you didn't have a boy around Like the noise Someone must have bumped his elbow when St. St Peter was pouring the sound souna- souna into the mold for boys They are always ban banging gin g slamming clanging and pounding They can sound like dogs cows horses Indians cannons planes bombs and a speedway All without help All at the same time Or m may maybe a y b be e she would miss boys and furniture Now a girl might sit with her legs over the arm or scrunched down in the cushions but at least she sits Boys back up to a a piece of furniture jump in the air turn turnaround turnaround turnaround around three times and land in ina ina ina a completely prone position But they dont don't stay that way They twist turn wiggle and squirm Sometimes they jump back up and start over again T They ey arent aren't satisfied until the cushions are on the floor and the legs bent When a a. a boy gets through sleeping in his bed it looks like the aftermath of a disaster area The Red Cross could be called in and would feel they were needed How he can get two matchbox cars six marbles and land a box of bees bee-bees spilled in his bed just sleeping in it itis itis itis is beyond me Boys attract dirt anim animals ls and other boys bos They like sisters to use as punching bags or to try out a anew new judo hold They like them to pester trip or wheedle into cleaning their room They hey Ie leave v e toys clothes combs half eaten apples and dirty socks spread all over the house They never close doors dresser d drawers rawer s toothpaste tubes or bottles of hair lotion Boys love wa water t e r when it comes in d ditches i t c h e s puddles snow snow squirt guns and icicles They hate it when it is in bathtubs bathtubs bathtubs bath bath- tubs sinks or buckets to be car car- ried Girls' Girls walk hop and sometimes sometimes sometimes some some- times skip through the house Boys clomp stumble trip roll or dribble a ball Sometimes they jump towards an imaginary imaginary ary b bas basket a s k e t and they cant can't gp o 0 through a doorway without bumping Lumping into it But dont don't get me wrong I like little boys Life wouldn't be half as interesting without them Who else would give you a present of a spider in a bottle |