Show TRICKS TRICI S FOR TEENS By NANCY PEPPER Mock lock Turtle The latest fashion to turn into a atad fad tad is the sleeved long-sleeved turtle neck cotton knit T Youre You're wearing it in t white whits only and you youtie youtie tie one of your shaded shaded shaded shad shad- ed silk under the roll collar with the long ends hanging hanging hang hang- ing down in back On the front of your turtle neck shirt you wear your trickiest pin or set of matching matching match match- ing pins At a CALLING ALL GIRLS fashion show held up in Stamford Conn we counted no less than eight ight of these shirts similarly inthe Inthe in inthe the first row of the audience 1 I Your favorite teen department has the T shirts you have the so so what are you waiting for for for-a a date with Lon McAllister SS Time Marches larches On Oh happy the days when dates were for eating And happy the days when dates date were for tor learning But now youre you're a teen theres there's no retreating- retreating Dates are for making breaking breaking- and yearning You Said It and It-and and Youre You're Glad Well Mock My Iy Ex Ex Expression of surprise which you could transpose to mean Well Shock My Modesty Only it wouldn't be so much fun that way Glad to Hear It Your U Your comment on any good news Sad to Hear Dear It Ditto U Ditto on any bad news Concoct a Witticism Witticism Very Very formal formal formal for for- mal for pop a corny Your Red Wagon That's Wagon That's your worry Icky Bird New Blyd New name for a drip and no relation to the DickyBird Dicky DickyBird DickyBird Bird who announces spring In hi that popular song T Man Ian Top Man Top man formerly known as your O. O A. A O. O Once In a Red IndIcates Moon Moon Indicates a much longer interval than the traditional Blue Moon I Wish Your Mother lother Had Dad Raised Ducks Instead This Instead This retort can mean only one thing that you wish the person to whom youre you're talking had never been born Chee Chee You Chee You pipe it in hi a mousy voice and it means wonderful wonder ful It also means youve you've been spinning Rose Murphys Murphy's platters Well as the man said when he followed the fire engines I want to see what's cooking I S e e TRIXIE TEEN SAYS SAYS- Youre You're so engrossed in how youre you're going to look for tor this important date that you haven't given much thought to how youre you're going to sound You know hes he's a big basket ball player play play- er you know hes he's a bug for aviation aviation avia avia- tion you know hes he's majoring in history history history his his- tory and economics at school They're all clues to his interests interests- but you haven't had time to follow one of them Instead youve you've concentrated concentrated concen concen- on your clothes thes your hair your make Wull W you'll be pretty pretty pret pret- ty as a picture all right right but but haven't you heard that silent pictures pictures pic plc- tures are obsolete These days a aboy aboy aboy boy prefers a with sound sound- a talky that really has something to say I |