Show 1 D 6 1 xu ANOTHER TAX IDEA IDEAL Its It's all done by suction pump I The treasury department has proposed that congress require that 10 per cent of your wages and other income be deducted at the source and paid to toUncle toUncle toUncle Uncle Sam for income taxes I INo I e eNo No pains I No sleepless nights I No complicated mathematical problems lems 1 No troublesome routines I No blanks Just come in and bring a gallon of blood e I I Randolph Paul the treasury expert expert expert ex ex- pert behind the latest idea says there will be novice taxpayers taxpayers taxpayers tax tax- payers under our new laws all Inthe in inthe inthe the lower brackets and that as few of af them can save any money for taxes the only way to collect i ii b to take it at the source Its It's a perfect perfect perfect per per- tax collection plan bear Ball ing speed high-speed and frictionless it i picks up the lint off the rugs and the dandruff off your shoulders S I. I A baby can use it as well as asan asan asan an adult eYou e You pay through the nose Under Under Un Un- der federal nose control I e eIt It makes it easier for everybody except the b boss ss and the bookkeeping ing department Well they're too groggy to notice a little extra work anyhow Under Mr Pauls Paul's proposal the boss handles the whole holc business He lie does the deducting answers your squawks tries to smooth your wounded feelings and then prepares certificates affidavits and miscellaneous papers to be filed and forwarded to all necessary necessary sary addresses The employer gets carbon copies while the glee club softly sings Among My Souvenirs Not that you dont don't have to bother to make out a tax blank You have to do that just the same as ever The new plan makes it more exciting If when you figure up what you owe Uncle Sam you find the 10 per cent share of your salary has overpaid the tax you apply for fora a refund If you find youre you're still shy shya a few dollars you send em in see And if U youre you're still battled baffled you retire to a cool dry place and await further advices It probably never will be passed But if it is the folks will take it without undue lamentations War is iswar iswar iswar war and it costs money C e Bus Lines Pooled Headline Headline All AH the road hogging Is to be bedone bedone bedone done under one head now I The government again this again this time through Donald M. M Nelson warns Nelson warns that autos may be seized unless every every every ev ev- ev- ev ery driver cuts down his speed and uses his tires as little as possible How about having the cops stop and take the names of all those drivers who still ignore all the warnings And then beginning the seizures from that list I e I e Uniforms for lor the women's army have halle been chosen and it is a relief to know that tho they wey will be standardized standardised to so that no lady will refuse to turn out on the ground some ome other oilier member of oj the outfit looks smarter marte e MYSTERY 1 Y YIm Im I'm full of curiosity Which nothing ever throttles Why women think for charm they need So many jars and bottles S I e I e I All work on theaters and ball ballparks ballparks ballparks parks must be stopped it is announced announced announced an an- by the Skinny ODay captain of the grammar school nine says he hopes it doesn't mean that his team cant can't complete that new backstop made of rusty wire e e e eAdd Add similes He was as exhausted exhaust exhaust- ed as a man who just cut his lawn with a power mower I e I e GANGWAY Elmer Elme Twitchell is i. all upset over oller a rumor he just Jus heard in connection on w with lh the banon ban banon on cuffs cuD on mens men's trousers lie hears hean that tho M Mr Henderson may order the seizure of all mens men's pants p this summer umme if the situation gets eu worse woe I e eA A German U-boat U commander judging from his radio message is worried because American girls can sit on bathing beaches Is it possible possible possible pos pos- sible that is to declare declare declare de de- clare war on Miss America e As we understand it Washington Washing Washing- ton is now pessimistic because of all the optimism I e Patriot No The fellow who reading that Uncle Sam must ban cuffs on trousers to conserve cloth goes down and orders six new suits before the cuff order takes effect I e C I Wooden tires have been successfully successfully suc sue used in St St. St Louis But it must seem funny to call up a carpenter to fix a flat Oat |